Friday, February 19, 2010

Urine Slip 'n Slide Sends Wife to Jail


After a wild night of drinking, Deanne Elsholz was arrested and charged with domestic violence after hitting her husband in the face with a glass cup when he urinated on the bathroom floor of their Land O'Lakes, Fla. trailer home, reports the St. Petersburg Times.

The story is made for Jerry Springer.
"What are you doing?" Deanne, 44, asked David, 50, when she heard his urine spraying the floor, according to what she told authorities.

She said her husband then slapped her about the head with a towel and, in retaliation, she threw a glass from her nightstand at his face. It hit him in the nose, a report states, and blood poured down his chest and arms.

Then, Deanne "ran into the bathroom and slipped on David's pee," the report states.

She told deputies David kicked her in the ribs while she was on the ground, and she crawled to get her phone and called 911.

David's story was that he was sleeping and woke up to use the bathroom.

After urinating, he went back to bed but Deanne started yelling at him, the report states.

"David told her he didn't want to argue and he just wanted to sleep."

Then she hit him with the glass, he told authorities.
Oh, the hilarity!

When cops arrived, the trailer was "cluttered with Natural Light beer cans" and Deanne and David were drunk as hell. She was found to be the aggressor in the altercation and that's she was was arrested.

Sidebar: David is no innocent. He has been arrested twice for domestic battery.


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