Thursday, March 18, 2010

Tiger Woods' Dirty Text Messages Released: Golden Showers, Third Input, Choking, Oh My!


Josyln James, one of the hundreds of whores Tiger Woods was jumping off with, launched a Web site today featuring more than 100 text messages she claims are from Tiger. Joslyn is a porn star (who doesn't take care of her kid and claims Tiger got her pregnant twice!) and he spoke to her accordingly.

Here's some of the poetry. (NSFW)

Tiger: Sent: 03:19 PM 08/29/2009:
I need that so bad

Tiger: Sent: 03;29 PM 08/29/2009:
Now:)

Tiger: Sent: 03:30 PM 08/29/2009:
Me to. I would wear you out

Tiger: Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009:
I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore

Tiger: Sent: 03:35 PM 08/29/2009:
In a week. I will try to wear you out

Tiger: Sent: 03:36 PM 08/29/2009:
After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hard

Tiger: Sent: 03:37 PM 08/29/2009:
Do you ever hook up with other guys or girls

Tiger: Sent: 03:41 PM 08/29/2009:
You didnt answer the question

Tiger: Sent: 03:43 PM 08/29/2009:
Ok. I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust

Tiger: Sent: 03:48 PM 08/29/2009:
Does that excite you at all or no

Tiger: Sent: 03:52 PM 08/29/2009:
God girl. You better want to take care of me

Tiger: Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:
Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat

Tiger: Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009:
You are my fucking whore

Tiger: Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009:
Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own

Tiger: Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009:
Then im going to tell you to shut the Fuck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise

Tiger:Sent: 04:21 PM 08/29/2009:
Where do you want to be bitten

Tiger:Sent: 04:24 PM 08/29/2009:
Ok. Now your talking. Whatever i want. You are mine

Tiger:Sent: 5:00 PM 08/29/2009:
I really do want to be rough with you. Slap you around

Tiger:Sent: 05:12 PM 08/29/2009:
For years. And punish you for not seeing me more

Tiger:Sent: 05:15 PM 08/29/2009:
I want you to beg for my cock. Kiss you all over to convince me to let you have it in your mouth

Tiger:Sent: 05:18 PM 08/29/2009:
We will see how bad you want me

Tiger:Sent: 05:26 PM 08/29/2009:
Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don't do it right i will slap, spank, bite and fuck you till mercy

Tiger:Sent: 10:23 AM 09/08/2009:
So when can i have that ass again

Tiger:Sent: 12:40 PM 09/08/2009:
I will be back in a couple hours

Tiger: Sent: 12:42 PM 09/08/2009:
I have to leave for an appearance at 430 but i will be back at 730 for dinner and lots of dessert with you. How about a quickie before i go:)

Tiger: Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:
Have you ever had a golden shower done to you

Tiger: Sent: 01:29 PM 09/08/2009:
Just morbid curiosity

Tiger: Sent: 01:30 PM 09/08/2009:
Really. You. You have done just about everything havent you

Tiger: Sent: 01:32 PM 09/08/2009:
Never done it. I think i would get stage freight

Tiger:Sent: 02:28 PM 09/08/2009:
Maybe

Tiger:Sent: 03:38 PM 09/08/2009:
I will be over in 10mins

Tiger:Sent: 03:40 PM 09/08/2009:
Why dont you come over here now instead

Tiger:Sent: 03:41 PM 09/08/2009:
Enter thru room 360. Its next door

Tiger:Sent: 03:42 PM 09/08/2009:
Hurry so i come in that ass

Tiger: Sent: 07:35 PM 09/08/2009:
Having a few issues at home. Might be a little later before i see you tonight

Tiger:Sent: 07:39 PM 09/08/2009:
Parent hood melt down:)

Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009:
Baby im not going anywhere or doing anything. You please me like no other has or ever will. I'm not losing that. You have to understand people love to tal

Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009:
k about me. sometimes its good and sometimes its bad. I have learned to just roll with it no matter how much it upsets me when its not true. My life is a

Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009:
fish bowl

Tiger:Sent: 10:40 AM 10/04/2009:
Guys from dubai. Investors. So my agent being suggested that we go back to my room at the mansion for lunch. He doesnt know about us, obviously

Tiger:Sent: 11:31 AM 10/04/2009:
This has been a total shit trip. Im sorry i fucked up last night. And this shit. We will get it right next time so we can spend more time together.

Tiger:Sent: 12:06 PM 10/04/2009:
Oh my god. If they were with me. You would have ruined everything

Tiger:Sent: 12:07 PM 10/04/2009:
I told you. Oh my god. I cant believe what just happened

Tiger: Sent: 12:08 PM 10/04/2009:
Don't Fucking talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, Fuck


We feel dirty. Oh, so dirty. [Disinfecting our screen and keyboard with Lysol.]

Sidebar: Read Tiger's texts to that other skettel Jamie.


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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

WOW TIGER WOODS IS DISGUSTING AND VERY VIOLENT TOWARDS WOMAN HE IS SUCH a phony hipocritical prick family values my ass i dont belive hes sorry and that he only did the press conference because he got caught elin is dumb for staying with him he wont ever change he might ofr 5 years the most but then do it again. what he got away with these affairs for years and with all this money he has he could pay off everyone so we would never ever heatr another future affair again EVERYON HAS THEIR PRICE LIKE MY FRIEND ANA SAYS WTF. AND WTF IS WRONG WITH HIM, and ill never ever support him again. oh and tiger she was not the only one who ruined your life TRY 14 THAT WE KNOW OF LMFAO.

Walter said...

You say digusting and I say Heeeeeeeeeeeey Party over here.....Tiger is my kind of freak.

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