When a Detroit city bis driver accidentally closed the door on a woman's arm, she was mad. So, instead of accepting the driver's apology, the woman (and her friend) attacked the driver. Where's Epic Beard Man when you need him?! Fox 2 News is reporting that the women will face charges of assault and battery.
Sidebar: How sassy is that reporter. Lovesit!
Devon Floyd, 19, (pictured, left -- How You Doin) and Ladaiye Smith, 20, (pictured, right) have been charged with misdemeanor assault and battery on the 33-year-old bus driver.