Man Disciplines Wife For Throwing Away His Happy Pills
Yesterday evening 68-year-old Nelson Grizales arrived to his Fort Lauderdale home and was hoping to get it in with his wife of 31 years. But that wasn't to be. He asked where his Viagra medication was and she told him she crushed the pills up and "fed them to the plants" on the front lawn. Wrong answer.
According to police, Nelson slapped the ish out of her and pushed her to the floor. Nelson was arrested and charged with battery -- as he should. When he makes bail, the judge has ordered that he "stay away from [his wife], for the time being" and only contact her through relatives.
Meanwhile, the grass is having all sorts of fun.