A Donkey Gonna Do What a Donkey Gonna Do

“I view making this movie as an important first step in my career. I’ve watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape by Vivid. I’m hoping the same magic will work for me. I’m impatient about getting well-known and having more opportunities and this seemed like a great way to get started on it.” -- Laurence Fishburne's 19-year-old daughter Montana on why she's decided to star in a hardcore porno.

We're not sure what her relationship is with her father at the moment, but we're sure he has enough Hollywood cachè to pick up the phone and call in favors to producers who will give Montana an acting job on TV or in film. Or, she could just bring kneepads to casting calls (like many people do in Hollywood) and finagle a role that way. Frankly, her blatant famewhoring is pissing us off to the umpteenth degree that we're not even gonna mention the name of the film or when it's being released. And the really sad part is, in a year or so, she'll have her own reality TV show and her face will be plastered on every magazine cover. Sad.

Hee-haw, Montana! That's the donkey call!