WATCH: Surgeons Remove Dildo From Patient's Ass (Definitely NSFW!)

Ahemmmmmmmmmmm. What do you want us to say besides...ouch!?

Sidebar: Let's talk about the lack of professionalism in this ER, though. Can someone launch an investigation to get some of these bitches fired and their medical licenses revoked for making jokes at this man's patient's expense, filming it then sharing it on the Web. Now, really.