Police in Fairplain, W.Va. charged 41-year-old Melissa Williams with domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon after she tried to force her estranged husband and his friend to give her a professional last Friday night at a motel. Her demand would've been met, had her cattrap not smelled like a rotting corpse.
[Sheriff’s Deputy R. Mellinger] stated he observed Melissa to be naked from the waist down, sitting in a living room chair, inside Danny’s apartment. According to the complaint, [Danny Williams] and [James Watson] told Mellinger that Melissa came to the apartment intoxicated, asked each of them to perform a sexual act on her and took off her pants and underwear, which Mellinger observed lying on the floor at her feet. Danny stated that he declined the invitation, however, Watson agreed he would perform at her request. The complaint states that as Watson approached Melissa, he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor and declined to precede any further. It was at this point Melissa allegedly produced a lock-back folding knife, pointed it at Danny and stated, “somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”What a lady! Melissa, like the two men in the room, were drunk. She was released from jail after posting $3000 bond.