WATCH: Public Lashings and Things of That Nature

The generation of "no".


How to escape from a cop: Create a smoke cloud, then vanish into thin air like a ninja. FAIL!


What Had Happened Was: Tina Puccini-Perez, 52, was speeding and running through red lights in Redwood City, Calif. when a cop, with lights and sirens blaring, motioned for her to pull over. Instead, Tina ran through another light and attempted to turn onto another street, when it spun out. As the officer approached the Camaro on foot with his gun drawn, crazy Tina looked at him and abruptly began backing up, narrowly missed hitting the officer and then rammed her car into his car five times. Suffice it to say crazy Tina was arrested and charged with felony assault. She plead not guilty. Ha!


In Saudi Arabia, this man was sentenced to 50 "lashes".




Most obnoxious kid. Ever.




Jordan McCabe. Remember that name.





We're torn on this. An Indiana mother is fighting for the release of her daughter, who's s serving a five-year sentence for biting a police officer during a DUI arrest. Four months into her sentence, doctors diagnosed Betsie Gallardo with stage four cancer; she's also HIV-positive. Her condition is deteriorating and her mother wants her to come home to die, which we understand...but then again, she did commit a crime. Are we to allow everyone who's gravely ill out of prison? Perhaps.




Finally. You may have heard: The kids had a play date on Twitter today, chile. Rape victim Raz-B, who's obsessed with newly-single Rihanna vs Convicted Felon Chris Brown, who was convicted last year of beating her ass. Here's Raz-B's side and CFCB going in. (Sidebar: Hey, Raz-B! Rihanna don't want you!) Update to madness: Raz-B's brother, Ricky Romance, threatened to kill CFCB on video(!) and now the cops are allegedly looking to question him. What a donkey and hee-haw!


What just happened? We're so done with these kids and their games.