Crazy Lady Sues Diddy For $1 Trillion!

Diddy aka Sean Combs who frequents gay clubs and have come face-to-face with wives he never knew he had, but he hasn't come upon this level of crazy. At least not our knowledge. Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks filed an epic motion in Los Angeles Superior Court seeking more than $900 million and a restraining order against Diddy because he, among other things, assaulted her and committed mass murder!

According to Turks, the 41-year-old, along with his ex-girlfriend Kim Porter and LAPD brutality victim Rodney King, is responsible for the collapse of the World Trade Center amongst other outrageous alleged atrocities. In the disturbing court documents, Turks claims that she dated Diddy, and that the two have a son together, Cornelius Wilson, 23 years old. She alleges that she has been subjected to abuse from 2001 – 2010 and that: "[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. he put my baby in a wheelchair." Valerie then goes on to say in her statement that is riddled with spelling and punctuation errors: "He date raped me 24 years ago and knocked me down him and Kim Porter and Wallace Wright, then Sean Combs and Kim and Wallace Wright came back 18 years later and raped and sexually abused my children and knocked my children down and crushed me and my children daily. Plus I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P. Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I heard he gave it to Gwen Allen to hold but she can not cash it in. I want my chip please help me. it's well worth over 100 zillions of dollars, and my hospital keys. They put me and my baby in the hospital and broke my baby 2 legs and sexual assaulted my children and crushed us." Valerie is requesting a cool $900 billion dollars in child support, and $100 billion dollars (EDs: The figure is actually $10 million) for “loss of income.”

Crazy-ass Valerie is asking that the court order Diddy to stay at least 100 yards away from her, her home, job and from her two children, Cornelius and Michael Wilson, 14. She also claims the physical abuse has been ongoing from 2001 till 2010. Not surprisingly, the judge did not grant the temporary restraining order and set a date for a hearing for Monday, Jan. 31. Cuckoo!

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