Friday, March 11, 2011

'The Situation' is in The Closet, Says Jersey Shore Castmate

How You Doin, Mike! Forgive us, we don't watch The Jersey Shore so we have no idea who Angelina Pivarnick is. The "guidette" called into the WKZL's Murphy In The Morning Show this morning and inferred that Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is gay.
"I didn't have sex with him but to be honest with you, to get a girl riled up to the point where you want to have sex, he doesn't even know how to do that. I honestly feel like he's in the closet right now, he doesn't want to come out. He's lame, he's not all that. Ladies he's not all that. He doesn't even know what he's doing. He's like a dead fish. He just sits there. [Is he gay?] Who knows? You never know these days. More power to him if he's gay."

Then again, Angelina is probably mad that he didn't "smush" her.

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