The geriatric set, when they're off their rocker, can be a crazy bunch. Case in point: The turf war brewing at a senior housing community in Salisbury, Massachusetts. What Had Happened Was: Larry Quinn placed a ceramic Easter bunny in the grass outside his neighbor's (Robert Bailey), unit. When Robert tried to remove the bunny from the section of the grass he claims he owns, he says Larry threatened to assault him -- and that's when the police, the courts and the local news got involved. Absolutely madness, we tell ya! These folks need to guest on Jerry Springer -- or better yet, film their own reality show. We're so there!