Man Gets Superglued to Walmart Toilet

Earlier we told you about an elderly woman who was stuck on a toilet for at least two days before she was freed, now comes the tale of a 48-year-old man who was superglued to a toilet at Walmart in Elkton, Maryland.

Elkton police say a man became stuck to a department store toilet seat after someone spread glue on it. It happened Thursday evening at the Walmart in Elkton. Officials refused to say how long the man was stuck before he was able to get help. Police say emergency workers removed the seat from the toilet and took the man out with seat still attached to him. The seat was removed at the emergency room at Union Hospital. Police say the incident is a second-degree assault case that may have been a random prank the night before April Fool's Day.
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The moral of this story: Don't ever use public toilets, but if you must, squat!