A pregnant Dallas woman returned to her apartment yesterday to find a bloodied, naked burglar in her kitchen, eating raw chicken. The man, identified as 26-year-old Michael Cooks, used to live in the apartment complex, but was recently evicted. Jennifer Espinoza was startled; She screamed and ran out of the apartment and called police. Police kicked in the door and Tazed the burglar, who was taken to a local hospital to treat his wounds and -- no doubt -- the bacterial infections E.coli and Salmonella he caught from eating raw poultry. He was also charged with burglary. Sidebar: Say no to drugs!