Last Tuesday, police in Mishawaka, Indiana received several calls from citizens about a naked man in Beutter Park in full view of passersby and children. When cops arrived, they found Michael Donte Booth "laying on a blanket completely nude on his back with his entire genitals showing." According to the police report, obtained by the folks over at the Smoking Gun, Michael's clothes were several feet away, he reeked of marijuana smoke, he was smiling uncontrollably at officers, there was an open container of beer nearby and he was reading a book titled "Gay Power". And, oh, yes, he was covered in olive oil. Per the police report: "Michael was sweating all over his body and appeared to be using the olive oil to lather onto his skin. Other bodily fluids were on his person [emphasis ours] and clothes appeared wet including grass clippings and dirt all over. Some of his clothes smelled [heavily of] freshly smoked marijuana but no contraband was recovered on the scene. It was immediately apparent that something was wrong with Michael as he appeared intoxicated and possibly using a narcotic as [he] kept smiling wide eyed at officers. He was acting very unusual as Michael stated: "I'm from New York. Can't I do this here. I'm Republican and the cigarettes pay your taxes." After that outburst, Michael, a singer (watch him perform, below), was arrested and charged with public indecency public intoxication and false informing -- for initially lying to officers and telling them his name is "Michael Sampson".How You Doin, Michael!
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