WATCH: How to Scratch an Itch in Public

These are just ridiculous, but a Chinese anti-itch, anti-inflammation skin cream company had created "exercises" one can practice to scratch an itch "while maintaining one's appearances and avoiding awkwardness or embarrassment." In the video above: The voiceover is saying: "1-2-3-4 Pretend to have doubts; 2-2-3-4 Lean forward; 3-2-3-4 Press down on chest/bust; 4-2-3-4 Rub side to side to scratch itch"



"1-2-3-4 Raise leg; 2-2-3-4 Make a seductive look; 3-2-3-4 Lift up skirt; 4-2-3-4 Use the opportunity to scratch itch"



"1-2-3-4 Raise arm; 2-2-3-4 Lean on the wall; 3-2-3-4 Pretend to be lost in thought; 4-2-3-4 Use the opportunity to scratch itch"



"1-2-3-4 Tilt head to one side; 2-2-3-4 Lift up hair; 3-2-3-4 Use a charming look as cover; 4-2-3-4 Use the opportunity to scratch itch"

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