Lady Injects Hot Beef Fat Into Her Face, With Predictable Results

Janet Hardt, a 63-year-old Chicagoan hoping to ward of wrinkles, concocted her own anti-aging serum. Beef fat! She's was was pronounced dead at 6:25pm on Thursday. Shockingly, the medical examiner says she died of natural causes. Wait, what?!

An autopsy Friday determined Hardt died of peritonitis, a severe abdominal inflammation caused by a bacterial infection suffered from weakened walls in her colon, according to the medical examiner’s office. Infections she suffered in her face from the injections did not lead to her death, which was ruled natural, according to the medical examiner’s office. A source said shortly before Hardt died,she injected heated beef fat and injected it into her face around her mouth and chin, a procedure she had done before on several occasions. Her face reportedly looked “grotesque’’ and she infections in her mouth and lip, and also had scarring from performing the injections “for some time.’’ The victim was reportedly “obsessed’’ with the process of performing self-injections and had developed her own “process,’’ according to a source. She would boil the beef herself, extract the fat and inject it into her face. Hardt went to the hospital after complaining that her face felt like it was burning, according to the source. She had previously undergone multiple facial surgeries, the source said. Her face had a “tight’’ appearance and was not very wrinkled.

source: WFLD

Despite what the ME says, the moral of this story is simple - Don't inject beef fat into your face, stupid. If you must have beef, it's best to eat it. Preferably with a baked potato or between two buns in a sandwich.