Obviously, this donkey has no regard for his life or the time of others. What if he fell to his death? All the other rides on this J traiun would be inconvenienced and stuck in that tunnel for hours as the ME scraped his guts up off the tracks. Be a donkey on your own time, mister.
Speaking of donkeys, a woman called 911 after she and her family got "lost" in a corn maze in Danvers, Mass. last weekend.
Meanwhile, in Maryland, 52-year-old Victor McEachin stabbed a bus driver after he was caught masturbating.