There's a vampire or a man with a serious foot fetish on the loose in Phoenix. A woman say she was minding her business while shopping at a Target when a when a man walked up to her, dropped to the floor and started biting her foot. The crazy person is described as an Asian man between 25 and 30 years old.
Carla Gardner stabbed her baby daddy's new girlfriend... yada, yada, yada.
Meanwhile, in San Diego. Terrell Anthony Spain shot his baby mama and her new boyfriend.
Bo McMahon decapitated a cotton mouth snake, but even without the rest of its body and "dead," the snake bit back.
This is pretty amazing. You should watch it. President Obama "sings" Sexy and I Know It by LMFAO.
Jcolby A. Johnson doesn't want to go to jail. Not today.
↪ Drugs and liquor were involved, of course. HEEEYYYYYYY!!!! We're still not sure why these folks were having sex with landmarks, however.