Drunks are hilarious. Mallorie Faust called 911 when her ex-boyfriend refused to let her in his Scottsdale, Arizona apartment to retrieve her iPhone. When cops arrived, they sided with the ex-boyfriend and asked 24-year-old Mallorie (who urinated on the man's door mat and broke a sign) to leave. She then 911 to report the officers were rude to her. The officers on the scene were none too happy and arrested Mallorie, charging with with misuse of the 911 system.