Sleepy Man Files Police Report After He's Awoken By Flight Attendant

It's a story that would be unbelievable if it weren't true.

A 37-year-old Arizona man filed a police complaint against a flight attendant who tapped him on the knee with a magazine to wake him up. Kevin Johnson told Indianapolis International Airport police he was asleep in a chartered Million Air flight that arrived at 8:53 a.m. Sunday when the incident happened. Johnson said as he slept and the plane taxied to the gate, he was "rudely interrupted" by a flight attendant, according to a police report. Officer Ricky Seconds wrote that Johnson "had no physical signs of injury, no complaint of pain and no paralysis from the magazine."

source: Indianapolis Star

Cuckoo craziness.