WATCH: Obese Woman Dies After Being Left on Floor For Weeks After Fall + Judge Jails Teenage Victim to Ensure She Testifies at Trial

A 54-year-old morbidly obese woman from Wichita, Kansas died of bed sores and infections on Friday. Police say the unnamed 350-pound woman fell off a sofa about three days or three weeks ago (no one knows or isn't telling), but her 90-year-old mother and 55-year-old brother, who could not lift her off the floor, just left her there. They did feed her, but neglected to call authorities.


Marion Barry -- the crackhead DC councilman - is a bigot, too. During a victory speech this week, he told supporters: "We got to do something about these Asians coming in and opening up businesses and dirty shops. They ought to go. I'm going to say that right now. But we need African-American businesspeople to be able to take their places too." Hmm, what?





Earlier this week, some people into walked into a friend's home and found the homeowner homeowner lying face-down in the hallway with what appeared to be a gunshot wound to the back. A woman in the house was still in possession of a gun. They ran and called police. Within minutes, officers from four police departments were on the scene -- gun drawn. As it turns out, the homeowner and his wife were pulling a really late April Fool's Day prank on their friends. The "dead" man is upset with their friends for calling police.





Hello, 911? My name is James Wells and I just witness a bad accident. Please hold. Hello, 911? This man could be bleeding to death. Please Hold. Hello, 911? There's a man bleeding to death, come quick. That's not my problem. Please hold. Hello, 911? What is your emergency?





Excuse me young men, it's 1am, can y'all please stop making so much outside outside my apartment window, my granny is trying to sleep. BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!





Also in the Atlanta area, a woman attacked a gunman who broke into her home and threatened to kill her 3-year-old grandson.





OK, this is the last time ((well, until the time comes when she confess that she's a liar) we post about this crazy, famewh*ring bitch in Baltimore who claims to be one of the three winners of the Mega Millions lottery. She now claims she "misplaced' the ticket and she's not looking for it. Really? Bwahahahahaha.





Meanwhile, in Kansas, one of the real Mega Millions winners "came forward" to claim his $218 million check..





This weekend is one of the holiest on the Christian calendar, so, in celebration of Good Friday commemorating the crucifixion and death of Jesus Christ, the Greenwood Christian Church in Greenwood, Indiana, erected a live crucifix of church members "nailed" to a giant cross.






At only 22 months old, little Logon Gong saved his father's life after he suffered a seizure.





Today is Angie MacLean's 97th birthday. She's also a bartender a Bridgeport, Connecticut bar. Rock on, granny.





If you see this man, ring the alarm!





↪ In an extraordinarily rare move, a Sacramento judge has ordered a rape victim be taken to juvenile hall to make sure she shows up at the suspect's trial. Frank William Rackley, 37, is accused of kidnapping and raping the 17-year old victim. The girl has been held for more than a week on a material witness warrant.