Banker Caught Boning Secretary on His Desk Facing Reprimand -- But Not For What You Think

There's a mortgage crisis and recession to fix.

A German banker and his secretary caught having sex in his 56th floor office are facing punishment – not for romping in the office but for wasting work time, Bild newspaper reported on Wednesday. A colleague walked in on the pair as they were sprawled across the banker's desk high up in the Helaba bank headquarters in Frankfurt. But the punctilious co-worker was less shocked by what they were doing than the fact that neither of them had "clocked out" prior to their extra-curricular activities, violating bank regulations. As far as managers were concerned, the thrust of the affair was not that the pair were getting down and dirty on a desk - but that they were technically bonking on the bank's time. “We are aware of the incident and the board is dealing with those involved,” a bank spokesman told Bild.

source: The Local

We wonder if this infamous bank manager is up this old tricks.