Week in Review -- Brought to You By This Korean English Teacher Who Wants Coke

Christine Jang is regarded as one of the best English teachers in Korea, but she's doing -- or should we say, saying -- it wrong. She's about to get her students in situations they don't want to get into. Or, maybe they'll enjoy those situations, who knows?

Make it a great Memorial Day holiday weekend. We'll be back Tuesday. While we're away, if you have a tip about a story or something we should look into, post or get a chuckle from, please direct it here.

Here are some of the week's lowlights (and some highlights, too).

1. An anesthesiologist went batshit crazy in the back seat of a police cruiser after he was arrested for DUI and found with thousands of dollars in cash (pills and a gun!).
2. "Real Housewives of Atlanta" star, Phaedra Paks, Esq., slapped Vibe with a $30 million lawsuit for defamation.
3. The wife an NFL player faked a suicide attempt to get his attention.
4. A pastor proposed placing gays and lesbians behind an electrified fence so they can die out. What would Jesus do?
5. A Target shopper pulled a butcher knife off a shelf then stabbed a random stranger in the back.
6. A man with 23 children is asking a court for a break from paying child support.
7. Everyone, aside from this Atlanta TV reporter, didn't know that raw chicken has bacteria.
8. A woman forced her 9-year-old niece to walk a drunk man across a 6-lane highway.
9. A slapped a 10-year-old boy who was being unruly in a movie theatre.
10. A dog diagnosed its owner's breast cancer.
11. Six people were jailed for torturing their roommate by beating him up with everything in sight and stapling his lips together.
12. This granny insisted she's not racist.
13. R&B star Usher and his ex-wife are fighting for custody of their two boys, but during testimony Usher said his baby mama is crazy and violent.
14. A woman who wouldn't allow her daughter to be recruited by a gang was shot by said gang members.
15. Passersby rob a man passed out on a sidewalk.
16. An 81-year-old granny crack dealer was arrested again for dealing crack.
17. Who needs Jerry Springer when you have this sort of drama happening in courtrooms.
18. A bear wants to eat this 3-year-old boy and his parents find it amusing.
19. Boo!
20. Beyoncé is back, bitches!