A hotel guest told police he was missing two iPads and his vibrating panties after an encounter with a woman in his room. Abbas Chamsuddin told police he had purchased the items on Tuesday. Later that day, Chamsuddin met a woman and invited her to his room. Chamsuddin believes the items were still in his room after he took the woman back to her room at the Inn on Fifth Avenue South at around 9 p.m. Wednesday morning, Chamsuddin left his room at 7:30 a.m. When he came back that night at around 6:30 p.m., he realized the iPads and panties were missing from an open piece of luggage in his room. The front desk told Chamsuddin the only access to his room during the time he was gone was by housekeeping at 12:30 p.m. Chamsuddin told police he believes that either the woman he met or Hilton housekeeping is responsible for the theft. He told police the woman he brought to his room still had a key. An officer asked the front desk for the door log for room 405, but the employee who has access to the logs had left and would not return until June 7 at 9 a.m. Police are still investigating the theft.BTW: This happened in Naples, Florida.
Man Reports His Vibrating Panties Stolen
I just can't.