Denise Helms was fired from Cold Stone Creamery in Turlock, California today because she's an idiot. Moments after president Obama was re-lected, Denise -- in all her racist glory -- posted this to Facebook: “Another 4 years of this (N-word). Maybe he will get assassinated this term.” The Secret Service launched an investigation and the local TV station caught up with Denise to get her side of the story. She was happy to speak, but told them she's not going to apologize. She said: “The assassination part is kind of harsh. I’m not saying I’d go do that or anything like that, by any means, but if it was to happen I don’t think I’d care one bit.” This kind of hatred is not healthy. She removed the post and has deactivated her Facebook account after the Internet got at her and Cold Stone Creamery. Will she be first in line tomorrow to apply for Obamacare?