A 21-year-old man is facing charges of damage to property, burglary, battery and resisting an officer after he was arrested Monday night after a bizarre chain of events in Fort Myers, Florida. According to a homeowner, he heard noises on his roof and went outside to investigate. At which time time the man on the room (that'll be 21-year-old Gregory Matthew Bruni) jumped off the room and onto the homeowner. Gregory then ran into the home and yanked a 72-inch TV from the wall. The homeowner's wife fired several shots, but missed and hit a wall. But that somehow turned on Gregory, who fell to the ground and began masturbating in the living room before he ran into the victims' son's bedroom and began rubbing his face with clothing. It's Florida! There's really no need to try to explain this.
Sidebar: Here's a photo of Gregory.