Atlanta Mall manager/security guard Darien Long is a folk hero and a soon-to-be reality TV star. He has been working overtime to rid the mall of undesirables and when they don't follow his orders, they usually get Tasered. Marcus Purnell says when he went to the mall, Darien accused him of breaking into his home and ordered him to leave. But Marcus refused and we all know what happened next: He was Tasered and "flopping around on the floor like a fish looking crazy." He now plans to sue Darien (and the mall, no doubt) for emotional distress and other damages.