Meanwhile, in Florida

This gentleman is named Louis Pisapia. He's 44 years old and was arrested and charged with disorderly intoxication and resisting arrest after a Feb. 28 incident in which an officer found him with his head buried in a hole in Stuart, Florida.

A Martin County sheriff’s investigator went there about 3 a.m. after a “man down/sick person” report. A deputy saw Pisapia “on his knees with his head and face in a hole in the front yard.” “It would appear that Louis created the hole with his hands, due to the fact that his hands and body were covered in dirt,” the affidavit states. [...] Pisapia smelled of booze. A deputy asked whether he needed help getting up. “(Expletive) you, I don’t have to get up,” Pisapia is quoted as yelling. Pisapia kept yelling obscenities and was arrested. The affidavit doesn’t state why Pisapia, of the 2200 block of Southeast Federal Highway in Stuart, had his head buried in the sand/hole.

source: TCPalm