Man Gets Artificial Anus

A Chinese man can finally live his life without limits, thanks to his new asshole.

A farmer from Jiayu county of Hubei Province has lived 55 years without an anus, after being born with congenital anal atresia in the Wuhan Union Hospital. But now doctors have reshaped a new fundament for him in January. Wu previously endured a 0.5-centimeter diameter surgical hole, or stomas, near his urethra for excrement, through which he could squeeze stools out with his hands. Wu had to pay attention to the food he ate, avoid constipation and was a frequent user of laxatives. The dilemma left him very thin but it did not prevent him getting married and having children. As his economic situation improved, Wu went to the Wuhan Hospital at the end of last year, where Dr Li Zhibiao examined him and framed operation plans. Wu accepted an artificial anus, and three days later, could excrete like normal people.

Hope he uses his new anus well. Ehaow!


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The 2012 Olympic Games Logo is Racist

This is according to the completely racially tolerably country of Iran, who are threatening to boycott the 2012 Olympic Games in London not because the logo is ugly and causes epileptic seizures, but because the logo is to Jewish.

The secretary general of Iran's National Olympic Committee said Iran sent a letter to International Olympic Committee President Jacques Rogge. The letter claims the 2012 logo spells out "Zion," a biblical term widely recognized to refer to the city of Jerusalem. In comments carried by the official IRNA news agency Monday, secretary general Bahram Afsharzadeh said the letter urges other Muslim states to oppose the "racist logo." "There is no doubt that negligence of the issue from your side may affect the presence of some countries in the games, especially Iran which abides by commitment to the values and principles," the letter said. Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has called for Israel's destruction and questioned historical accounts of the Holocaust. Iranian athletes have refused to compete against Israelis.

Iran -- who's won a total of 48 medals (mostly in wrestling and weightlifting) since the Games began in 1904 -- will be sorely missed. Boycott away.



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Man Refuses to Fly on Plane Piloted By a Woman

An Indian man believes a woman's place is in the kitchen, not in the cockpit of a 140-ton aircraft.

It was a dramatic 40 minutes for Mumbai-bound passengers of Indigo flight after a traveller refused to fly saying he would not endanger his life as the plane was piloted by a woman. The Indigo flight 6E 179 that was supposed to take off at 8.10 am on Friday was delayed by one-and-a-half hours. On he hearing a woman’s voice in the customary announcement in which the pilot introduced herself to the passengers, the man started panicking. “First the flight was held up by a slight fog. Then... a middle-aged man seated a couple of seats away from me objected to a woman piloting the plane,” Partha Guha, a passenger, said. An airline official said he called the airhostess and told her he would not fly with a woman pilot. “Marna hai kya? Ghar nahi sambhalta, plane kya sambhalegi? (I don’t want to die! She can’t handle her home, how will she handle a plane?)” Airport security officials took him off the plane, but he was allowed back after an apology.

The TSA agents in India are too kind. This dimwitted chauvinist deserved to wait -- overnight preferably -- for the next departing flight.


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Judges Awards Custody of Son to Homeless Father

A Brooklyn, NY judge decided it was better for a boy to live with his homeless father (pictured, left) in a shelter (pictured, right) than stay with his mother, a court officer who earns $90,000-a-year.

Jeannette Traylor was even denied visitation rights -- despite the fact that the 17-year-old boy's dad, John Jacobs, "has been living in storefronts and borrowed rooms and basements" for years, according to the court papers. The dad "constantly misled" investigators -- and a psychologist testified that he had "severe reservations" about Jacobs' parenting skills, the papers say. "I begged the judge please not to play with my son's life," Traylor told The Post. "What my ex-husband does doesn't surprise me. But I expected better when I went to court." But Jacobs insisted to The Post that the teen is better off with him. "If I was in a cardboard box and if it was better for my son, so be it," said the dad, who lives with the teen in a city-run shelter in Flatbush, Brooklyn. "One parent is healthier for the child than the other . . . When you add the whole thing together, I'm better for the boy. That's the bottom line." The couple broke up in 1994, not long after their son was born. They shared joint custody for a period, until a judge gave Traylor primary physical custody in 2001. But Jacobs refused to accept that decision. So over the next decade, he and Traylor -- a court clerk in Manhattan Supreme Court and a 30-year employee of the system -- wound up filing more than two-and-a-half dozen petitions and motions. Their battle culminated with Family Court Judge Bernard Graham's ruling earlier this month taking custody from Traylor and giving it to Jacobs. Court papers reveal a 2008 allegation by the teen that Traylor struck him with an umbrella, a charge she denies. The judge's decision also shows that Traylor had been arrested several times, but notes that she has never been convicted of anything. Traylor said all the arrests were at her husband's request. Before rendering his final decision, the judge took a swipe at Traylor for being "quick to offer barbed criticism of the court and the legal process." In the end, the judge said, his decision was based on the wishes of the boy, a junior at a Brooklyn Catholic high school where his mother pays the tuition. The teen demanded to live with his father, telling the court that Traylor was "self-absorbed" and uninterested in his issues, the court said.

For a mother to lose custody of her child to a homeless man she ought to be an awful person. Details of which court records didn't include.


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WATCH: Critical Chaos, Yokeballing

Holy, hell! Last Friday a black VW Golf mowed down dozens of cyclists in Porto Alegre, Brazil. The cyclists (who come together once per month) were part of a protest to promote the use of bicycles as a means of transportation. Twelve were injured. Richard Neis, 47, was arrested the next day. He claims he acted in self defense (and was protecting his 15-year-old son) after cyclists started to bang on his car roof and broke its windows. He faces charges of attempted murder.




Newly released surveillance footage of a disaster at the L'Enfant Plaza metro station in Washington, DC after last year's Rally to Restore Sanity/Fear. How many plaintiffs can you count? We stopped at 40...





RIP. Fadwa Laroui, 25, died last week after dousing herself in flammable liquid then setting herself on fire in front of the town hall of Souk Sebt, in central Morocco. According to reports, Fadwa, a single mother of two, was denied public housing for low-income Moroccans because she was "a single mother and has not been a permanent resident of the town." Her self-immolation was an act of protest. Now, her children have no mother. (Note: This video is graphic.)




Hey, Pakistani man, we're gonna let you finish, but this is the best dance video of all time. Of all time.




We don't what the hell is going on in this video, but we hope someone was wearing a condom.




Heeeeyyyyyy!!! This fella is about get racial on your ass!




Seriously? WTFFF!!! (Dead @ " gives your face a better 'complecity'.") I can'ttttttttt!




A little salmonella goes a long way in Japan. No, seriously, what the fuck did I just watch.





After Lamar Odom missed two free throws, Kobe Bryant threw a towel in his face.




This Russian lady is way too old to be partaking in such activities, despite the constant flow of vodka... Then again, it's the economy stupid!




This is what happens when you stick your head in an alligator's (or is this a crocodile?) mouth, genius.




Parisians are mad as hell and they're not gonna take it anymore. They're sick and tired of hundreds of Muslims causing traffic jams and other headaches when they pray in streets-- which is illegal. (Sidebar: Could you imagine what would happen if Christians did this in a Muslim country?!)




A Fort Myers, Fla. police officer ushers 10 tiny ducklings across a bust street.




Meanwhile in California. A never-ended line of Los Angeles County Sheriff's cars.

8-year-old Boy is Arrested -- For the Fifth Time Since November!

One of Bébé's kids -- an absolute danger to himself and society -- was arrested last Tuesday after he fought and assaulted a teacher. The perp, who was charged with battery, is an 8-year-old special education student at an Orlando, Fla. school and this week's arrest was his fifth in two months. That's his most recent mug shot above. (Apparently, because he's a minor, we can't see his face.)

The public defender's office said deputies came to Riverside Elementary on Tuesday for the child's latest attack on teachers. The child now has a mug shot and a rap sheet....Last month, the same teacher said the boy "struck him with the chair and fist," and said at one point the boy was "chasing other students around the classroom threatening to kill them." According to the police report, no one was ever seriously injured, but the teacher called deputies for an arrest each time. The boy's mother said her child "doesn't act this way at home." A representative for the Orange County School District said each incident is reviewed on a case by case basis, and it's up to the administrator to maintain order in the school and sometimes law enforcement can be called. The district said law enforcement takes over the case from there. The boy appeared in court Friday and saw his mother for the first time after being held at the Juvenile Detention Center for three days. The judge chastised his mother for not following through with previous recommendations to get the boy counseling. "He's your responsibility. We really don't want to be a part of his life," the judge said. The mother's attorney said the school district had failed them. "Students who have special needs should be given appropriate services, including counseling and behavioral services," attorney Barbara Glass aid. The judge ordered the child to mandatory counseling outside of the classroom. A district spokesman said he could not talk about the case specifically, but said principals are required to maintain order in their schools, which sometimes requires calling law enforcement.

We don't know nuthin' 'bout birthin' no babies!, so we hope this little boy gets the psychological help he desperately needs before he ends up in prison -- or dead. And his mother needs to get a grip and accept responsibility.



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WATCH: We Hit Someone

"We hit someone".. Umm, duh, genius!


Crackhead (and wife beater) Charlie Sheen has lost his damn mind. For real this time.




In light of that news, the network apparently had the Two and Half Men SERIES finale in the can. Magically, it leaked on to the Internet today.




FIGHT! It's a white on black brawl -- or something.




At a pro-union rally in Trenton, NJ, demonstrators (read: teachers) say the state's governor -- Chris Christie -- is a terrorist who would shoot workers. Now that's a stretch.

Voodoo Sex Ritual Sparks Deadly Fire

It's all fun and games -- until someone gets burned alive!

A couple engaged in a voodoo sex romp in Brooklyn set off the weekend blaze that killed a woman and left dozens homeless, sources said. A woman paid $300 to a voodoo priest on the fourth floor of the apartment building on E. 29th St. She wanted him to perform a mystical ceremony that would bring her luck, the sources said. The voodoo priest placed candles on the floor around the bed on Saturday. He lit the candles then the couple began having sex. Candles were accidentally knocked over, igniting bed sheets and their recently discarded clothes. Instead of calling 911, the man conducting the ceremony tried to put out the fire using water from the bathroom sink, the FDNY said in a statement. Someone else in the apartment opened a window and a door leading to the building's hallway, creating wind gusts that "shot the flames back inside, creating a blowtorch effect," fire officials said.

A 64-year-old woman who resided in the building died and 47 families were left homeless. No one has been charged. But to sum up: the voodoo priest told the woman having sex with him would bring her good luck? What a crock -- and a crook!


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Gayle King: 'Oprah is Not Enough For Me'; Asks Matchmaker to Set Her Up With Women: report

If what we're about to tell you is true, Gayle King and Oprah's relationship is about to come to a screeching, fiery and spectacular end. According to The National Enquirer, Gayle -- who has been divorced since 1993 and has two grown children -- is desperate to find love again, and she wants Stedman Graham, Oprah's boyfriend. The tabloid sources say "Gayle has always had her eye on Stedman. She thinks he's a great companion, and she'd happily trade places with Oprah and be with Stedman until she finds the woman she's looking for." Wait, what? Hold on. Gayle has allegedly told friends "Oprah isn't enough for me anymore!" No, seriously. What? Orly The Matchmaker (real name: Orly Hadida) says Gayle hired her to help find a companion. Since Stedman isn't available, Orly set her up with dozens of prospects who met her specific criteria: They had to be exactly like Stedman, tall and wealthy. Orly, who's known as the "world's priciest" and "best matchmaker", said Gayle wouldn't settle for a man who was merely "well off", he had to be rolling in dough and willing to spend it all on her. After going on dates with these men, however, Orly said "that's when Gayle became curious about women." Their business relationship soon evaporated, now Orly is going in!

[Caution: Grease ahead!]

After Gayle approached her, Orly set her up with "wonderful, gorgeous and influential" men, but none met with Gayle's approval, she said.

"Ultimately, Gayle passed on all of them -- after they took her out and fed her, of course!" said Orly, who runs the Web site www.orlythematchmaker.com and is world famous for fixing up the elite.

But one date -- a gentleman who worked at the White House -- complained Gayle fell far short of his standards, said Orly.

"This particular gentleman told me Gayle wasn't intelligent enough for him," Orly said. "He said that all she talked about was fashion or premieres and openings she was going to attend with Oprah. Nothing substantive. He also said she ordered the most expensive things on the men, and ate a lot!"

Some clients actually nixed meeting Gayle when they learned she was their date, Orly said.

"The last man who refused to go out with Gayle called her husky!" said Orly.

On top of her impossible dating standards, Gayle is also cheap, said Orly.

"Gayle often called me to see how she could get free clothes and shoes," Orly claimed. "She once sent me a picture of her with Oprah at an event. She said if I asked designers to send her comped dresses, she'd wear them when she was photographed with Oprah and mention their names. I declined."

Another time, Gayle excitedly told her that producer/director Tyler Perry had gifted both her and Oprah with a brand-new Bentley similar to the one she owned, said Orly.

"Later, Gayle asked me how much a Bentley cost. When I told her around $400,000, she asked me if I thought she should sell the car! I was shocked," Orly revealed.

Orly also welcomed Gayle into her Beverly Hills home because Gayle said she had nowhere else to stay.

"Obviously, Gayle can afford a hotel room, but she doesn't want to pay for it herself! When she travels with Oprah, everything is paid for," pointed out Orly, who claims her matchmaking has resulted in dozens of marriages.

In the end, Gayle never paid her, so Orly dumped her as a client.

"I do expect my clients to compensate me for my services. Unfortunately, Gayle didn't want to pay me," said Orly. "Besides, after working with her for years, I've finally come to the conclusion that there isn't a person on the plant good enough for her!"
Source: The National Enquirer, March 7, print edition

The report didn't say if Gayle, 56, went on any dates with women or how deep she swims (or paddles) in the lady pond. Sidebar: Is a matchmaker ethically allowed to throw this kind of grease at an ex-client? Wooooooooooooow!!!


Here's Orly selling her matchmaking service on several TV programs.




When Lady Gaga appeared on Gayle's talk show this morning, Gayle greeted her wearing nothing but a one-piece Spanx, fishnets and heels. Ehaow!

Judge Rules That Because Woman Was Dressed Provocatively, The Man Who Raped Her Shouldn't Go to Prison

A Manitoba, Canada judge has ruled that Kenneth Rhodes, who raped a woman in 2006, shouldn't do jail time because the victim sent signals that "sex was in the air" through her suggestive attire and flirtatious conduct on the night of the attack, reports the Winnipeg Free Press. The backlash is going to be global -- we suggest the judge take cover and retreat to his bunker.

Queen's Bench Justice Robert Dewar called Rhodes a "clumsy Don Juan" who may have misunderstood what the victim wanted when he forced intercourse along a darkened highway outside Thompson in 2006. Rhodes and a friend met the 26-year-old woman and her girlfriend earlier that night outside a bar under what the judge called "inviting circumstances." Dewar specifically noted the women were wearing tube tops with no bra, high heels and plenty of makeup. "They made their intentions publicly known that they wanted to party," said Dewar. He said the women spoke of going swimming in a nearby lake that night "notwithstanding the fact neither of them had a bathing suit." The foursome left the parking lot and headed into the woods, court was told. Rhodes began making sexual advances towards the victim, who initially rejected him but later returned his kisses. Rhodes then forced himself upon the woman once they were alone. Rhodes pleaded not guilty at the trial on the basis he thought the woman had consented. Dewar rejected his defence -- but said aspects of it can now be considered in sentencing. "This is a different case than one where there is no perceived invitation," said Dewar. "This is a case of misunderstood signals and inconsiderate behaviour." Dewar said he didn't want to be seen as blaming the victim but that all of the factors surrounding the case must be viewed to assess "moral blameworthiness. I'm sure whatever signals were sent that sex was in the air were unintentional," he said.

At the night of the attack, everyone was drinking. In her victim impact statement, the woman said she was a "prisoner in my own home" and a scar on her knee is reminds her every day of the sexual assault. The judge wasn't moved. He sentenced Kenneth to a two-year conditional sentence. For the first year, he will be under house arrest -- leaving his home only to go to work or visit the doctor. Kenneth's name will also be added to the national sex offender registry and he must write a letter of apology to his victim.


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Parents' Attempt to Scare 6-year-old Daughter Straight Backfires

Who knew. Children have so many rights that you can't even discipline the bastards. New Yorkers Annette Gerhardt and her fiancé, Gerardo Santiago, were charged with child endangerment after they tried to scare their 6-year-old daughter Enayla straight by taking her to a police station.

The parental misfire occurred Friday when the couple brought their daughter, Enayla, to the 120th Precinct stationhouse. The girl had been acting out in school, and Gerhardt got the idea to take her to a police station after a friend did the same thing with her problem child. "They pulled her kid aside and said, 'This is where bad girls and boys go,'" Gerhardt, 25, said, referring to her pal's experience at a different police precinct. "That's what I was looking for." That's not what happened. Gerhardt said after she escorted her daughter inside and asked an officer to "play along" with the gag, the cop gave her a perplexed look. Gerhardt then covered her daughter's ears and explained why she was there. Instead of dealing with Gerhardt's girl, the officer brought the young mom into a private room and reprimanded her. "She told me that I was an unfit mother," Gerhardt said. "I sat there with tears in my eyes." Minutes later, both Gerhardt and Santiago, who was waiting in a car outside, were arrested. Enayla, a child model and first-grader at Public School 29, was ordered to stay with her grandmother until Tuesday. "I missed them and Snow White, too," she said, after she was reunited with her parents and their white cat yesterday. Gerhardt, who has type-2 diabetes, said she fainted inside the stationhouse and was briefly hospitalized. The couple was arraigned and released on Saturday. "They tried to makes us look like bad parents in front of our child," Santiago, 27, said. Prosecutors say that Gerhardt was arrested after she told the officers, "I can't take her anymore. She is uncontrollable. I'm going to leave her here. If you don't take her, I will take her to the firehouse." "We obviously had questions about their ability to supervise," NYPD Commissioner Raymond Kelly said. But Gerhardt's lawyer claims cops overreacted. "It's really just a misunderstanding that police blew out of proportion," said Matthew Blum. "She was trying to scare her daughter straight. Her mistake was not contacting police before doing this." This isn't the first time Gerhardt and Santiago have run afoul of the law. The young couple was charged last April with misdemeanor drug possession after cops discovered 4-1/2 ounces of marijuana in their home. The charges were slated to be dropped if the couple stayed out of trouble for a year. It's unclear how the endangerment charges will impact the drug case. For her part, Gerhardt says she regrets her botched attempt to discipline her daughter. "It's an experience you just wished in that moment that you didn't do it," Gerhardt said. "That you could just take it all back."

In our estimation, the police department's response is a gross over-reaction. We don't know what steps Annette and Gerardo took before coming to the decision to take the child to the police station, but clearly they've have it with the terror. Locking them up and pursing criminal charges is such a waste of taxpayers' money. Geesh! We're surprised police hasn't swooped down on this mother and put her behind bars.


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What's That Smell? Man Spits Feces in Cop's Face

A Durango, Colo. post office worker is in deep shit after he spat a mouthful of feces inn the face of police officer who arrested him for drunken driving. After the routine traffic stoop, the police officer said he detected the smell of alcohol on Paul Andrew Kausalik's breath. The 61-year-old claimed he wasn't drinking, however.

Kausalik performed voluntary roadside maneuvers, but not to [officer Chad Langley's] satisfaction, the affidavit says. A preliminary breath test indicated he had a blood-alcohol level of 0.142, almost three times the 0.05 legal driving limit in Colorado. Langley arrested Kausalik and took him to the Durango police station, 990 East Second Ave., for a formal breath test. At the station, Kausalik asked to use the restroom. Officer Langley twice found Kausalik asleep in the restroom. He told Kausalik he could not stay in the restroom all night to avoid the breath test, and he needed to either take the test or choose a refusal. Kausalik eventually left the bathroom looking at the floor, walking toward the officer. Langley asked Kausalik what was in his mouth, and he continued to walk toward the officer, head down and expressionless. When Kausalik was about 4 feet from the officer, Kausalik looked up, opened his mouth and took a deep breath. “As I observed what he had in his mouth, I took a step back and began turning my head as he violently spit the contents of his mouth toward my face,” officer Langley wrote in the affidavit. “I felt the matter strike the left side of my face and head.” Kausalik also had feces on his hands, the affidavit says.

In addition to the DUI, Paul (pictured) now faces assault on a police officer charges. We're not sure which situation is worse: Paul's drunken nastiness or getting doused with a bucket of shit, urine and vomit.


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WATCH: Oscar Picks

Oscar the Grouch's Oscar picks.



This woman is lucky no one kicked her.




A pizza-only diet saved a woman's life.




Body found in Berkeley, Mo. cemetery.

What's The 'Blackest' Name in All the Land?

No, it's not Bunifah Latifah Sharifah Halifah Jackson or any of the names in the HILARIOUS video above. It's George Washington.

As the country marked the 279th birthday yesterday of the first President, black New Yorkers who share his name marveled at how common it is among African-Americans. "I know a lot of Washingtons," said George Washington, 53, a retired welder from the Bronx. "I don't know no white people named Washington." "My dad was George Washington, so I was also George Washington," said a 75-year-old retiree from Jamaica, Queens, by that name. "On [President] George Washington's birthday, people used to call me up and wish me a happy birthday." Of the 163,036 people counted by the 2000 Census with the last name of Washington, 90% were African-American. The second "blackest" name, Census figures show, is Jefferson, a surname shared with another slave-owning American president. Three-quarters of Jeffersons are black. Only 14% of those with the last name of Lincoln were African-American. "It's an assumption that the surname is tied to George," Tony Burroughs, an expert in African-American genealogy, told the Associated Press. He said 82% to 94% of all Washingtons listed in the 1880 to 1930 censuses were black. Nearly 400 of Washingtons in the city and surrounding suburbs have the first name of George. Some African-American Washingtons are puzzled as to how they came to be named for a white slaveowner. "I wonder what my mother must have been thinking," said the retired welder, whose mom died when he was 9. "If I had been born nowadays, I don't think she would have named one of her kids 'George.'" Washington, a father of one, said he didn't follow family practice. "My name's all right," he said. "But I didn't name my son George Washington and I certainly wouldn't name nobody that now."

Aren't you glad it wasn't one of dem names?

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Bishop Eddie Long's Penis-Only Late-Night 'Prayer Meetings' Sound Hot

How You Doin pastor Eddie Long is looking to spend Monday nights with you. But there's one caveat. Although you don't have to be a member of his megachurch in Atlanta, you must have a penis. To let the embattled pastor of Atlanta's New Birth Missionary Baptist Church tell it, "God has put a mandate on me to call men together." The last time God told him to do something, he ended up on the receiving end of four lawsuits from four men who said he drugged, raped and married them.



"God has put a mandate on me to call men together. The Bible says three times a year shall men come together and praise and bless his name and bring an offering worthy of the Lord. So you're bringing an offering. We're praying. And God specifically said, 'Pray for this nation at such a time as this,' and when God says pray for the nation, that means that something's serious. And I believe that we'll get a breakthrough for this nation, for our president, for the Congress, for the Senate, for the governors around this country, etc., that they will do justice, love mercy, walk humbly with you, and a revival and a revolution would break out for the spirit and the kingdom of God...."

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Shots Fired! Rush Limbaugh Calls Michelle Obama Fat

Controversial and conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh is clearly trying to make headlines and unfortunately, he has. On his radio show yesterday, the "bomb thrower" says First Lady Michelle "doesn't look like [she] follows her own...dietary advice" and would never be put on the cover of Sports Illustrated's swimsuit issue. Rush, who's the pillar of health, made the comment after a newspaper reported that Michelle dined on short ribs after a long day of skiing trip last weekend in Vail, Colo.



FYU: The ribs meal was 600 calories and came with a side of kale and hominy wild mushrooms. Michelle also ate a pickled pumpkin salad with arugula, according to the restaurant's owner.

This morning, fat-ass Rush continued to go in on Michelle, telling listeners "some people are suggesting that my comments are below the belt. Well, take a look at some pictures. Given where she her belts, she wears them high up there around the bustline, isn't just about everything about her below the belt?"



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Malcolm X's Daughter Charged with Identity Theft

Uh-oh.

One of Malcolm X’s daughters is being held in North Carolina on an arrest warrant from Queens, stemming from an accusation that she stole from the widow of one of her father’s bodyguards, the authorities said Monday. The daughter, Malikah Shabazz, was arrested Friday night in Mars Hill, N.C., and faces an extradition hearing [to New York] on Tuesday. Sheriff’s deputies in North Carolina were investigating a call that a child at her home was not attending school, Ms. Shabazz’s lawyer, Sean Devereux, told The Associated Press. Mr. Devereux said that Ms. Shabazz’s daughter was being home-schooled, The A.P. reported. But when deputies discovered Ms. Shabazz’s warrant, which was from 2009, they arrested her. The warrant included charges of grand larceny and identity theft. A law enforcement official said Ms. Shabazz was accused of stealing the identity of [Khaula Bakr], the widow of one of Malcolm X’s bodyguards, and taking about $30,000 to pay bills and other personal expenses.

Malikah, 45, is currently embroiled in a bitter family feud with her five sisters over the $1.4 million estate and the potentially lucrative unpublished writings of their father and his widow, Betty Shabazz, who died in 1997 in a fire set by one of her grandsons. Malikah has accused her sisters Ilyasah and Malaak Shabazz -- who were appointed by the Westchester County Surrogate's Court to administer the estate -- of theft and other wrongdoing. The sisters say Malikah took her father's writings and other belongings to Florida without permission and locked them in a storage trailer, but failed to pay the rent. The items wound up in a California auction house, and the estate had to fork over $300,000 to get them back.


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Dancehall Reggae Artist Buju Banton Found Guilty on Drug Charges

One week after he picked up a Grammy, dancehall reggae singer Buju Banton faces a life sentence in prison after a jury found him guilty on cocaine conspiracy charges today.

During the trial -- the second in so many months -- prosecutors argued that the 37-year old Banton, whose given name is Mark Myrie, conspired with two other men in setting up a drug deal. Buju maintained that he was entrapped by a confidential informant and got in over his head while trying to impress a man he thought could help his music career, even though the entire drug deal was caught on tape and was arrested in a December 2009 sting operation. A jury deadlocked in his first trial last September.

The two other men pleaded guilty and agreed to cooperate with investigators. They will be sentenced next month.


Update, March 2: Buju has asked the court to release him on bond as he appeals the conviction. (Oh, wait, he wants a new trial!) His lawyer says the singer's celebrity makes it impossible for him to flee and hide, plus he's already surrendered his passport and he was electronically monitored when he was released on bond in November. The chances of him being released is probably less than zero.



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NJ Councilwoman Attacks Relative Over Her Weight

A surly and obnoxious New Jersey (the How You Doin state, thank you) councilwoman has been arrested and charged with assault after she beatdown a female family member because of her weight. Councilwoman Mary Sadrakula appeared in court this morning to face domestic violence and aggravated assault charges. She pled not guilty.

Sadrakula, 55, allegedly hit the relative, kicked her in the buttocks and pushed her down Sunday night, said city police Detective Capt. Robert Rowan. He said the injured woman required treatment at St. Mary’s Hospital in Passaic for injuries including a fractured nose and tailbone. The woman told police that the alleged assault followed a heated dispute about her weight, authorities said. Police were called to Sadrakula’s Dwasline Road home after receiving a 911 call about 11:30 p.m. The alleged victim told the officers that Sadrakula had hit and kicked her after an argument. Officers reported that the woman, whom they declined to identify, had scratches on her face and a swollen left check, Rowan said. The woman, who lives with Sadrakula, told officers that the councilwoman had “kicked her ass,” and that “she was upset with me because I’m thin,” Rowan reported.

When the victim called 911, Mary was reportedly yelling in the background, and then the caller hung up. That always guarantees that police will show up at your door within minutes, which is what happened here. Her attorney says "all charges against my client are false and improperly placed."



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WATCH: Man Choking His Chicken on the Subway, News Attack

Last Sunday while riding the N train in NYC, a man took off his pants, tied a string around his penis and began to masturbate to the horror (and amusement) of straphangers. Thankfully, cops swooped down and arrested the man -- who's clearly not all there.



FIGHT! Brawl breaks out in the Alabama State University cafeteria. WOW!





FIGHT! After a woman asked another to pass the maple syrup at a Denny's in Chicopee, Mass. a brawl breaks out.




FIGHT! After her car was towed during a snow storm in Michigan, Tiffany Nealous, 34, her young son, and boyfriend went to retrieve it. But when the tow company told her about the bill, Tiffany went batshit crazy, tearing the place up, punching, kicking, and scratching an employee and a local reporter. Her son is heard screaming and her boyfriend tries to get her out, all of this only enrages Tiffany further. The shop's owner was eventually able to call 911. She'll be charged with felonious assault, malicious destruction of property, and interfering with a 911 call.




FIGHT! This is appalling, but it must be seen. A group of kids -- mourning the killing of 27-year-old Chester Jackson, who was gunned down outside a Sacramento iHop Sunday -- attacked Fox40 reporter John Lobertini and photojournalist Rebecca Little while they covered the story. The reporters were not seriously hurt. Sidebar: If you want privacy, hold your memorial service indoors, not on a sidewalk. IDIOTS! This cycle of violence never ends. Frankly, we hope all of you are charged with assault.



Here's the view from the attack victims' vantage point.




Some chick named Maureen interviews J (Mascis). Awwwwk-ward!




Wendy lands the first on-camera interview with ailing diva Aretha Franklin. The interview airs next Wednesday.




Someone call DYFS! This 5-year-old girl is being pressured into marrying a man -- but she refuses to because she unemployed. Or something like that.





Holy crap! A car falls from the 3-story parking lot onto the street in Maringa, Parana, Brazil.




Geese marathon?




Did your boyfriend give you a box of cockroaches for Valentine's Day?


(Sidebar: It's from "Panico na TV", a Brazilian TV show.)


This looks perfectly safe.




The iPad 2 is amazing. At 27", it's still portable -- and voice-activated.




Crazy Libyan dictator Muammar Kadafi is off his meds again. The country's citizens are demanding he step down after 41 years in power; he says he's not leaving and has ordered his security forces to kill all protestors.

Man Burns Wife's Vagina, Rips Off Her Nipples

Police in Houston say what Gregory Longoria Jr., 39, did to his estranged wife during an attack that lasted 17 hours is the worst they've seen in that jurisdiction. We see why. Wow!

The victim had left her common-law husband of several years six months ago and moved in with her parents.
She told sheriff’s investigators that Longoria came to her parents’ home in the 3000 block of Wimberly Street in Houston and demanded she accompany him to his apartment on Wayforest Drive. Longoria threatened to kill the woman’s elderly and disabled parents if the victim did not comply with his demands, she told investigators.
Longoria then took his estranged wife and their 1-year-old daughter to the apartment on Wayforest and told the woman to disrobe so he could take nude photographs of her, court documents show. The victim accused Longoria of forcing her to pose in obscene and erotic manners while he took pictures of her with a digital camera, court records show.

The victim told investigators that Longoria then tied her to his bed posts with extension cords and began to hit her in the face with his hand. Longoria is accused of grabbing a can of hair spray and the cigarette lighter, using it to make fire to burn the woman’s nipples, then yanking one of the woman’s burned nipples off her body, court records show. He also is accused of using fire to burn her vagina, court records show.
The woman told investigators she started to scream when the man burned her vagina, so he stuffed a rag into her mouth and secured the rag with an unknown object, causing her to gag. The woman said Longoria then put a pillow over her face to muffle her screams, which caused her to have difficulty breathing and to black out, court records show.
The woman said Longoria also choked her with a belt, around her neck, which made it difficult for her to breathe.
She concocted a rouse to get away by saying she had a job interview. Investigators say she convinced Longoria that the couple needed the money. He agreed to let her and told her to take a shower.
Investigators observed the burns to the woman’s body, which were consistent with her description of what happened. A doctor at Kingwood Medical Center told investigators that the woman will require reconstructive surgery on her vagina and breasts and will suffer permanent disfigurement as a result of the attack, court records show.
The victim also had a large bruise to her left jaw and bruises to her chest, neck and arms, investigators said. The abuse had been going on for several years, but the victim kept it to herself, officials said.
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During the attack that occurred Wednesday night until Thursday morning, one of the 33-year-old's victim's four children was in another room. The woman remains hospitalized and Gregory was charged with felony assault. In 1991 he was accused of attempted murder and in 1992 he assaulted someone and was sentenced to 10 years in prison. Folks, if you're being abused PLEASE call the National Domestic Violence Hotline at 800-799-7233. Help is out there.

The Week's Fiercest Mugshot Belongs to a Queen Who Beat Down His Disabled Mother, Stole Her Dentures

Christopher Harding is giving you face in his mugshot, chile. This bitch is snatched. The 23-year-old Houstonian was charged with injury to a disabled person after he assaulted his disabled mother and stole her dentures.

Houston police said Harding attacked his mother, who is legally disabled and on Social Security disability, at a home in the 4300 block of Heritage Trail Drive on Feb. 10. Investigators said Harding grabbed his mother's throat and pushed her to the ground. Police said Harding punched his mother in the face several times with a closed fist. The mother told police that her son held her neck so tight that she had trouble breathing. Police said Harding used his free hand to pull out his mother's upper dentures. Harding then ran out of the home with the dentures, detectives said.

How You Doin', Christopher and alllrrriiighhht!

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Lady Sues Department Store Over 80 Cents!

As judge Marilyn Milian of The People's Court always says, it's not always about the money -- it's about the principle. Sometimes, people just like to waste the court's time. Case in point: Tova Gerson, who lives in Bergenfield, NJ, recently filed a CLASS ACTION lawsuit against Century 21 department store to recoup 80 cents she says the store owes her. Yesterday, however, she suddenly dropped the case.

Gerson claimed in her latest legal action that she used a $5 coupon when she bought more than $100 worth of stuff last month from the Century 21 store in Paramus, N.J. When she returned a pink infant's outfit a week later, Gerson complained she got back $17.17 instead of the $17.97 she had been expecting because the coupon had been pro-rated and applied to all the goods she purchased. So Gerson hired [lawyer Harry Katz], who is based in Fresh Meadows, Queens, and tried to up the ante by filing a class action suit demanding damages. Gerson has "been injured as a result of defendant's fraudulent conduct," the now-dead suit stated.

Bwahahahahahaha! In 2008, Tova filed a similar suit against Modell's sporting goods using the same lawyer. Things that make you go, hmmmm.



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Martin Luther King Jr Monument to Be Unveiled in DC This Summer

On August 28, a monument dedicated to Martin Luther King Jr, will be unveiled in the National Mall in Washington, DC, where the slain civil rights leader gave his famous "I Have a Dream" speech in 1963. He will stand shoulder to shoulder with former presidents Abraham Lincoln and Thomas Jefferson. Twenty-five years in the making, Dr King's monument will be the first memorial on the National Mall to honor a non-US president. It will contain excerpts of his sermons and public addresses to serve as living testaments of his vision of America. Its centerpiece, the towering Stone of Hope, will feature a 30-foot likeness of Dr King. Sidebar: August 28 is the 48th anniversary of Dr King's historic "I Have a Dream" speech

Update, Aug. 22: The memorial opened to the public today. For more information, visit the Web site.



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Boy Admits to Bludgeoning Mother to Death Because She Took Away His Playstation

In a Philadelphia courtroom this week, 16-year-old Kendall Anderson confessed to the premeditated, vicious and brutal killing of his mother last November. He said he murdered his mother then tried to get rid of the body because she punished him by taking away is Playstation.

Following a 90-minute argument the day after Thanksgiving, police allege, Kendall went into his sleeping mother's bedroom, hit her 20 times with a claw hammer and ultimately killed her. The story of Rashida Anderson's bloody end - as told by her son in his confession to Philadelphia police homicide Det. Thorsten Lucke - was read to a Philadelphia Municipal Court judge, who ordered the lanky youth to stand trial for murder, possession of an instrument of crime and abuse of corpse. Anderson, a lanky 5-foot-8 youth dressed in a blue striped polo shirt and slacks, looked quizzically about the courtroom as Lucke read his confession during the preliminary hearing before Judge Karen Yvette Simmons. According to Anderson's statement, the 11th grader at Daniel Boone School in North Philadelphia paced for about three hours in his South Philadelphia home trying to decide if he should kill his mother. "I couldn't stand the arguing," Lucke said, reading the youth's statement. When the hammer attack did not kill her, Anderson told police, he dragged her downstairs and tried to "cremate her" in the kitchen oven. When that failed, he continued, he beat her in the head with a chair leg before dragging her body outside and hiding under debris in an alley behind the house. Lucke said that Anderson expressed remorse for the crime and told him: "If I could, I would not do it again. I really miss my mom . . . she was the only person who cared for me."

If that's how he treats the only person who cared for him, Heaven help us all.


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WATCH: Ass Cam, Brawling Motorists

Even Jesus is an ass man. Halleloo!


Andrew Wilson, a 25-year-old Australian fisherman, swam for six hours after a wave knocked off off his boat Tuesday.




FIGHT! When a diligent and ill-equipped Nairobi cop tries to arrest a man a traffic infraction, chaos -- we say chaos! -- ensues.




Bwahahaha! The answers to this woman's final question is YES! When you're shopping at Walmart looking like a mess, you're in public and people can take pictures of you and make fun of you. It may hurt your feelings, but such is life.




FIGHT! When a woman told 72-year-old bus driver Tassos Kostopoulos she didn't have the $1.75 fare, the driver said she would have to get off the bus in Oakland Park, Fla. As she was leaving, she accidentally hit by one of the bus doors. Uh-oh! The woman went batshit crazy, cursing at Tassos and demanding he writes down his name and ID number because she is going to sue him. After giving him an earful, she decides to leave, but not without slapping the driver across the face. If you recognize her, ring the alarm, because police are looking for her.




Meanwhile in NYC...a bus driver leads passengers in song.




And Kerala, India...This bus driver gives riders an unexpected (and potentially deadly) trill ride.




The Australian morning show hosts love to whack guys off from a distance...




47-year-old Cicelia McKinnon of Naples, Fla. was walking her bicycle across a busy highway (in the dark!) when she was struck by a police cruiser. She said she was crossing the street in the dark to avoid being ticketed by police, because she did not have lights on her bicycle. Yea, sounds really safe. (She remains hospitalized and is in serious condition.)




We don't know if we should hold our breath or....




Production on Oxygen reality show "Bad Girls Boot Camp" was shut down -- and the girls evicted from a rented mansion -- a day before filming was set to begin Kenner, La.




When Kat Gray called 911 to report four men robbing a 14-year-old on a Seattle bus, she was told "you cannot report a theft that did not occur to you. The person who the items were stolen from has to report this." Yep! Sounds like a firing -- and a lawsuit!




Serene Branson, the CBS2 reporter whose on-air gibberish went viral, told the Early Show she meant to say a severe migraine prevented her from saying "Lady Antebellum swept the Grammys." Doctors diagnosed her with "migraine aura" -- a speech and sensory-impairing side effect of certain severe headaches.




Shock! Royce C. Shorter, the 53-year-old pastor at Royce Clinton Shorter Ministries in Renton, Wash., who was convicted of raping a 12-year-old girl rape in 1985 and charged with molesting a 15-year-old girl in 1993 was arrested yesterday and charged with the rape of a 15-year-old music student. Also not shocking: his congregants and fellow pastors say Royce is an innocent man. Unlikely.




Meanwhile in Chattanooga, Tenn...Ronnie Powe Jr., 27, a youth pastor, was caught giving a 15-year-old boy a professional.





Everything you need to know about the terms and words used to describe transgendered people in 12 minutes.




Flavor Flav fries chicken with Jimmy Kimmel.




As Fox KTVU Channel 2's Amber Lee reports on the goings-on in Egypt, a man shows viewers a moon.

Mariah Carey's HIV+ Sister is Turning Tricks (Again) Because Family Refuses to Help Financially: report

Alison Carey Scott, the 49-year-old sister of megastar Mariah Carey, is down in the dumps financially. The mother of four, who's a former drug addict and has battled HIV since the 1990s, claims her family (read: Mariah) refuses to help, so she's turned to selling herself (again) as an "adult escort", according to the National Enquirer, who found out about Alison's "career" when a man who responded to her online ad contacted them. Armed with that information, the Enquirer put on their "To Catch a Predator" hat and swooped down on Alison as she was about to meet her date.

"You have no idea how badly I need cash right now," a distraught Alison admitted to The Enquirer. "But I'm not having sex for money! I provide personal companionship and erotic body rubs."

In an emotional and candid conversation, The Enquirer spoke to Mariah's sister when she showed up Jan. 21 to meet a male business traveler in room 431 at the Hilton Garden Inn hotel in Ronkonhoma, NY.

The man responded to Alison's ad, which is headlined: "Looking For a Companion On Eastern L.I. (Long Island)?" It goes on to state: "Tired of meeting ladies younger than your daughter? Looking for a relaxing, unrushed experience with an attractive woman in her thirties? I'd be happy to visit you at home or another convenient location."

Dressed in jeans and a baggy sweater, Alison said: "I've been forced to do this because my family refuses to help me financially. For weeks, I was driving in a vehicle with practically no brakes. It was unsafe, so I reached out to my family for help, but they basically ignored me. I wish I didn't have to make a living by hooking up with strangers on the Internet, but sometimes I feel like I don't have any other choice."

Alison has been arrested for prostitution in 2005 and fined $200 after she pled guilty to disorderly conduct. Ten weeks after, she was arrested again when she offered to have sex with an undercover police officer for $250 -- which coincidentally is the price she lists in her current "personal companionship and erotic body rubs" ad. As for her relationship with Mariah, things are rocky at best. Even though Mariah has doled out a lot of money for Alison to attend drug rehab several times, the prostitution whore attempted to publish a tell-all about Mariah in 2000, but the singing diva put the kibosh on that. Aside from turning tricks to support her drug habit make ends meet, Alison told The Enquirer she's been clean and sober for 14 months; she's still in treatment and attends drug and alcohol support groups. Plus, she's a college student.


Source: National Enquirer, Feb. 28 print edition.

That'll Learn Him! Mother Makes Son With Bad Grades Work Street Corner

Some would say Tampa resident Ronda Holder is a bad mother -- others (like us), will stand up and cheer. You see, Ronda is so frustrated with her 15-year-old son's grades, she's making him wear a sign on a street corner that tells passersby he's a dunce. The sign reads: "I did four questions on my FCAT and said I wasn't going to do it…GPA 1.22…honk if I need education." *HONK! HONK! HONK!* Ronda said she has tried other approaches, like taking his cell phone away from him, but nothing has worked. So she's taking drastic measures. James will be on a different street corner every day this week, wearing the sign, with her nearby. "Until he straightens up his grades and gets his education on track, he's gonna work that corner," she says. "This is the job he wants, so he might as well start early." Hear. Hear.


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Man Complains of Splitting Headache, Doctors Find 4" Knife Blade Lodged in His Head 4 Years Ago!

A Chinese man who went to the doctor complaining of a headache was shocked to discover he'd had a 4-inch knife blade stuck in his head for more than four years.

Li Fu, 37, was stabbed in a robbery while working as a cab driver in 1996. He was treated at a local hospital where doctors cleaned his wound and gave him disinfectant shots. Police later caught the perpetrator and found the broken knife handle - but they never found the blade was never recovered. Well, until last month when Li, who was suffering from constant migraines, went to a doctor, who requested an X-ray. Li and his family were so shocked by the X-ray results, they asked for a second opinion before agreeing to let doctors operate.Dr Xu Wen, vice-director of stomatology at Yu Xi City People's Hospital, said: "We were amazed to see such a long blade in his face. And it's even more amazing to think that the blade had been there for more than four years and the patient was still living without too many problems."
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He is now recovering after surgeons removed the knife, which had penetrated his tongue root, muscles and brain, in a complicated four-hour procedure.

Man Says Sound of Boss' Voice Made Him Physically Ill. Yep, That's a Lawsuit!

Anthony Dingle, who worked as a superintendent ant at one of NYC's housing projects, has filed a lawsuit against his boss, whom he claims verbally abused him after he complained to her superiors. In the lawsuit, Anthony (pictured) says Demetrice Gadson is a self-aggrandizing bitch and the sound of her voice would make him vomit. Literally.

"I was constantly being attacked by her. I felt like attacks could come at any time. Every time I heard her voice, it triggered a sickening feeling in me," Dingle said through his lawyers, Michael Borrelli and Alexander Coleman. Dingle, 48, claims that his boss became verbally abusive after he blew the whistle on her for alleged shenanigans. He says he was forced to go to a doctor because of the abuse to get "prescribed medication to calm his stomach and to get his intestinal system properly functioning," the Manhattan Supreme Court suit charges. A colleague even told him that Gadson relished in his suffering, the suit alleges, saying, "I did not know that I made men throw up" — and then laughed hysterically. Gadson, 43, who is deputy director of the Housing Authority’s Manhattan Management unit, was so heartless that she even chastised Dingle as he grieved for his dead uncle, the suit says. While Dingle was attending his uncle’s funeral in South Carolina, Gadson allegedly fired off e-mails to him that ripped him for not requesting overtime to address certain issues and accusing him of "not knowing his role." "She showed me a complete lack of respect," Dingle said through his lawyers. Dingle’s health continued to deteriorate, the suit says, and he suffered from a bleeding prostate that was treated by a urologist. He was so beaten down emotionally that he sought out a shrink. "Mr. Dingle began seeing a psychological therapist, and he continues, to date, to see this therapist on a weekly basis," the suit charges. The suit, filed late last year against the Housing Authority and Gadson, alleges the boss began verbally bashing Dingle after he complained about her to higher ups while he was superintendent at the Polo Grounds Towers in Harlem. It follows a federal suit filed by Dingle against both last year.

Anthony's lawsuit against the Housing Authority was dismissed by a judge, but the case against Demetrice is working its way through the system.


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Star Jones Wants to Remarry Big Gay Al: report

Six years after her highly-publicized and much-maligned wedding to (and subsequent divorce from) Al Reynolds, Star "I'm a Lawyer" Jones Reynolds wants to marry him again even though her friends, The National Enquirer and everyone in the blogosphere, has told her, he's gay! Apparently, that bit of information is irrelevant, because she wants a second shot, according to this report by the Enquirer.

"Star have never gotten over Al," a close friend confided to The Enquirer. "She's determined to get their relationship back on track, and marry him again.

The two started dating in November 2003 and almost immediately the happy couple had to defend Al's sexuality after men came out in public claiming to be his ex-boyfriends.

Other published reports claimed Al regularly hit The Roxy, a well-known gay club in New York.

"Her friend urged her to step back and rethink her relationship because of his gayness, but Star wears blinders when it comes to Al," said the close friend.

Star - then co-host of daytime TV's "The View" -- and Al tied the knot on Nov. 13, 2004, in a lavish, star-studded bash in New York City. Star filed for divorce in March 2008 after bitter battles over money and other issues.

...And despite the gay rumors and their nasty divorce, 48-year-old Star has reignited their relationship, said the source.

"They've been e-mailing one another," divulged the source. "Everyone close to her is shocked, but Star feels it's a good beginning. She and Al are very friendly and even laughing again. That's what Star says she missed most, laughing with Al. At the end of the day, only Star and Al known the truth about the gay rumors -- and they're the only ones that matter."

This bit of information is shocking since last we heard, the former couple wasn't on speaking terms. In 2006, Star threatened to sue The Enquirer because she became "emotional and stressed" after the tabloid said Big Gay Al is gay and their marriage was falling apart. This was about the same time she told an interviewer her marriage was solid and she and Al had an "unbreakable bond." As you see, the Enquirer isn't afraid to say it like it t-i-is, so we wonder how Star, who's in Celebrity Apprentice castmate Linnethia Leakes' line of fire, will handle this report about her undying love for Al. (Sidebar: After the divorce, Al moved to Florida to take a teaching job at a university. From what we read, he no longer has that job.)

Source: National Enquirer, Feb. 28, print edition.

Man Forced to Eat His Own Ear

An Irish man out celebrating Valentine’s Day was brutally attacked by a gang who cut off his ear – and forced him eat it.

The 21-year-old local man was set upon by a number of people in Newbridge in the early hours of Monday morning and beaten with a hammer and metal bar. He sustained injuries to his head, jaw and leg as well as losing part of his ear. The incident took place on Eyre Street shortly before 1am. Speaking to KFM Garda John Joe O’Connell said: "Part of this man’s ear was cut off and he was actually forced to eat it, that’s how serious this is."

The man was taken to a local hospital for treatment was was released. The thugs are still on the loose.

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Man Pronounced Dead Twice in Four Days

The family of a 70-year-old Fort Myers, Fla. man, who was pronounced dead by EMS, but then woke up when the mortician arrived - only to die again four days later, is seeking answers and justice. When Leroy Tarver collapsed on the floor suffering from chest pains, his family called 911. When paramedics arrived, they initiated CPR and tried to resuscitate Leroy, but couldn't and pronounced dead within 30 minutes. But, two hours later, when the mortician arrived to take the body way, Leroy began twitching and gasping for air. He was alive! The family called 911 again and Leroy died four days later. Such a heartbreaking story.


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