Meanwhile, in Memphis, Drag Queen Attacks 6 Women at a Bar

A 300lb drag queen was finally arrested this week for beating up six women in a Memphis bar last December -- while dressed in drag. According to police, Kenneth Mason, who calls himself Monica, beat up five bar patrons and the bar manager (Tami) because he wanted one more beer. “He may identify as a woman but he fights like a man, A very large, strong man," Tami says. “It was the craziest thing I’ve ever seen.” said Tami. Kenneth, 23, is charged with eight counts of assault and is being held on a $35,000 bond.



source: WREG

Mom Starves Baby, Spends Money on Premium Cable, Netflix

Veronica Diaz, 27, told police she and her boyfriend, Ryan Morris, stopped buying formula for their 9-month-old son (who weighed 7 pounds when he was admitted to a local hospital last week) on March 1 because they didn't have any money. Right. The fed the baby water, but bought food for themselves and their four other children and paid $340 per month for cable and Internet which includes premium channels like HBO and Netflix. Girl, goodnight!


source: KNXV

Lady Shoots Up TV Station For 'Telling Her Story Without Her Permission'

Around 9am this morning, 44-year-old Michelle Monique Burks drove to KTRK, the Houston ABC affiliate, then pulled out a semi-automatic gun and fired several shots into the building. No one was injured. Michelle was arrested shortly after the shooting this morning and charged with felony deadly conduct. Police also believe Michelle was responsible for an incident in front KTRK around 5:40am on Feb. 20 where were fired toward the parking lot. There were no injuries in that incident, but five cars were damaged by bullets. It's unclear why Michelle shot up the building, but a look at her Facebook page shows she was unstable and on the brink of snapping. She posted results of her pap smear in an effort to prove "that I am a lady and have not been sexually active. So, those who have been exploiting me nude and saying that I am not a lady and that I'm a prostitue (sic) or, saying that I am adult entertainment, are guilty of a crime of adult exploitation and defamation. This means that I am innocent and that they are purposely committing a crime against the innocent." Was someone at KTRK running stories that she was unfaithful to her then husband and is a man? We're not sure, but she did accuse a KTRK anchor of stealing stolen her identity then “contacted SSA and told them that I had a secret, that my name is Michelle Marie Burks. And [an ABC network anchor] of abc13 sent SSA a picture of me and my 2nd ex-husband on my sofa in my home and sent it to SSA saying I was performing pornography on TV.” Cuckoo.

Here are a few interesting posts from her Facebook page.

She sent this message to ESPN reporter Jesse Palmer.

source: KTRK

Here's Video of a Drunk Lady Entertaining Cops Before She's Carted Off to Jail

Oh-kaaay! Either these police officers know Lori Krosser or they needed some entertainment last night, because this lady is clearly lit. DRUNK! According to the officers' report, they witnessed Lori, 54, stumbling out of a gas station in Ocala, Florida, and toward her car. When the deputy asked if she was driving, Lori laughed at him and got into her car. What happened next was captured on the police cruiser's dash cam. Lori admitted she had been drinking at the bar and had several beers. She was arrested and charged with driving under the influence. Oh-kaaay!


source: WKMG

Serial Toe Sucker Strikes Again at Walmart

A toe is a toe. Police in Lincolnton, NC arrested this ↑↑↑ gentleman, who, claiming to be studying podiatry sucked a woman's toes at Walmart. According to the Lincolnton Police Department, the incident happened on Monday around 11:15 a.m. That's when police say 31-year-old Michael Brown, who claimed he was a podiatrist student, started a conversation with a woman in the store. That woman, Erika Porras, told police he convinced her to try on several pair of shoes in the shoe department. "At one point the suspect took the victim's foot, put it into his mouth and sucked the victim's toes," the report states. "I was shocked," Erika says. "He asked me not to tell anyone and said he would pay for my groceries." Police say Michael -- who's a registered sex offender, was convicted in 2001 for breaking into a house in his home town of Concord and sucking on another woman’s toes -- tried to suck a woman's toe at another Walmart 15 miles away two weeks ago. In that case he told the woman he was doing a survey and needed to examine her feet. She then proceeded to take off her shoes and socks, before she got a bad vibe about the man and left. He was charged with assault and remains jailed on a $50,000 bond.

Here's a TV interview with Erika, explaining the ordeal.





source: WCNC

Woman Falls Into Coma After Having Wisdom Teeth Extracted

A 23-year-old woman from Hawaii is in a coma after going to a dentist to get her wisdom teeth pulled. According to her family, Kristen Tavares went to Dr. John Stover's office on Monday for the routine procedure, but the mother of two suffered a cardiac arrest and is now comatose.


source: KHNL

The One About the Lady Who Tried to Cut Off Her Husband's Penis

Lisa Jones-Orock, 39, of Ellwood City, Pennsylvania is in jail today for attempting to cut off her husband’s penis with a box cutter. Lisa told police responding to a domestic dispute at the apartment Friday night that her 56-year-old husband, Gerald Orock, had cut her with a knife. Inside the home, police found Gerald on the couch with cuts on the crotch of his pants, a long cut on on his left forearm and cuts on his hands. "His wounds appear defensive and he did state that Lisa was trying to cut his penis off," New Castle police Cpl. Steven Brooks wrote in the complaint. Lisa was arrested on an outstanding warrant and later charged with aggravated and simple assault, possession of marijuana and harassment. Gerald was arrested, too, for violating an order of protection Lisa previously took out against him. A

source: KDKA

Man Stole $1,300 Out of Woman's Bra

Something about this story out of Athens, Georgia, sounds fishy.

Athens-Clarke County police said they are investigating the reported robbery on Monday of more than $1,300 out of a woman’s bra at a west Athens motel. The 26-year-old woman said the money was snatched by a man who also was staying at Days Inn on North Finley Street, police said. She explained that she kept all her money in her bra because she did not have a bank account, according to police. The robbery was reported by a man who heard the woman screaming from her motel room at about 4:20 p.m. Monday, police said. That man and two others chased after the suspect, who fled from the victim’s room and then ran on North Finley Street toward West Hancock Avenue, police said. One of the men said the suspect was holding a knife and “ran in a way which made him believe he had a gun around his waistline,” according to police. [...] The victim told officers that she had met the suspect two days earlier and that he was staying in a different room at the motel with a woman, police said. On Monday, the suspect knocked on the victim’s door and asked if he could come in for a drink, police said. She allowed him in and were talking over drinks when the man suddenly snatched a wad of bills that was stuffed inside the woman’s bra, according to police. When the suspect tried to run from the room, the victim reportedly tried to detain him by grabbing his legs while screaming for help, police said. The man struck the woman and pushed her to the ground several times, but she continued holding onto his legs, police said. He got away knocking the woman to the ground and causing her to briefly black out, according to police. She said she didn’t know how the man knew she had $1,300 in her bra, unless the money had slipped and he noticed it, police said. She described the suspect as a black male who was about 5-foot-7 and had short hair with a receding hairline, police said. He possibly wore a maroon striped shirt, shorts, and maroon high-top Adidas sneakers. The woman told police that when she previously called the suspect, he answered the phone by identifying himself as “Face,” according to police. [...] The victim told officers that she lived in Augusta, but she had an Athens address when arrested on fraud charges by Madison County authorities in December.

source: Athens Banner-Herald

We'd like to hear this gentleman's side of the story.

Lady Crashed Her Car into Church, Stabbed Her Husband Because God Told Her To

We don't even know what to say about this. Aside from it's nuts! Last Sunday, Steven Hamman from Church Hill, Tennessee called police after his wife drove her car through the front doors of a local church. She called him to come to the church. When Steven arrived at the church, he found her lying in front of the altar. She then stabbed him in the chest with a large kitchen knife. He pulled the knife from his chest, returned to his apartment, which is across the street from the church, and waited on police and emergency workers to arrive. Stephanie Hammon, who was found 20 minutes later at a hospital, told police she was angry because her husband was “worshipping the NASCAR race at Bristol.” According to the news release, Stephanie said she had decided to live for God, and that God told her she should not smoke marijuana all day and night. God said that she only needed to smoke pot to relax at night. She also said God wanted her to get in the church. According to the release, she said, “So God told me He wanted me in there, so I drove my car through the front doors.” Stephanie continued speaking to police and said the devil told her to bring the knife with her. “I laid down in front of the altar until he got there,” she said, according to the news release. “I prayed I would not have to use it on him, but I did.” She then asked if her husband was dead and said she smokes a lot of weed. “I love to smoke it,” she said, according to the release. “Sometimes when I do, I start seeing things that others don’t. Isn’t God good? He told me this would happen, and just look, I am okay.” This bitch has lost her mind.

Here's the 911 call:



Sidebar: Steven remains hospitalized in fair condition. Meanwhile, Stephanie was charged with attempted first-degree murder and felony vandalism. She remains in jail without bond.

source: KCTV

This Also Happened in Florida

Police in Orlando are looking for a tranny who threw a drink and a piece of concrete at a car on Tuesday. According Corsica Cleveland, who was driving with car with her two friends and her 5-year-old daughter, the tranny asked them for a ride; when they refused he hurled the items at the passenger-side window, shattering it. No one was injured, but Corsica says she feared for her life "because he could have had a gun or something [in his] purse."



source: WESH

Meanwhile, In Florida, Man Stabs Boss to Death For Posting His Picture Online

This ↑↑↑ gentleman from Palm Beach, Florida was arrested Thursday and charged with murder and attempted murder charges after deputies say he murdered his boss in a restaurant because he took a photo of him without his permission. It's Florida!

The employee suspected of the stabbing, Tilus Lebrun, 42, is charged with first-degree murder. Leburn said he killed the restaurant owner, Dimitrios Karaloukas, 61, "because he took my photograph on March 2 and posted it on the Internet." Another employee of the restaurant was also severely stabbed and is hospitalized in critical condition. According to a probable cause affidavit, deputies say that they received a call that a man dressed in a black apron, holding a large knife, fled the restaurant after the stabbing. Deputies caught up with Lebrun near the restaurant. Investigators say that Lebrun told them through an interpreter that Karaloukas had taken a picture of him and posted IT on the internet. Deputies said that Lebrun told them that he was upset about the photograph and, “They need to learn how to respect people; I have three kids in Haiti. I know they will suffer but they will survive."

source: WPTV

According to police, Tilus, who owned Jimmy The Greek Taverna Restaurant in Boca Raton, was sitting down in the restaurant when he was attacked. He was stabbed three times on his left side and once in his back and later died of his injuries. The stab-ation occurred in front of shocked patrons inside the dining room.

Who IS You?

Crackheads surely are entertaining. We don't know how old this video is, but we do know the crackhead's name is Claire and this happened in Philadelphia.

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Had the unidentified woman -- who was smoking something with Claire earlier -- just told her who she is, maybe this ridiculousness might've ended sooner.

Honey, I Need to Tell You Something: I'm Cheating on You. OK. *Stab. Stab. Stab *

While you were sleeping, a 21-year-old woman from Chula Vista, California, confessed to her boyfriend she has been cheating on him. While she was taking a shower, stabbed her in the chest then fled the home. Police arrested Brandon Lee Mason, 29, and charged him with attempted murder.


source: KGTV

Pastor Admits to Sexually Abusing 16-year-old, Begs Judge For Leniency

Michael Bryant, the former pastor of Hour of Restoration COGIC in Memphis, who admitted to inappropriately touching and exposing himself to a 16-year-old girl over the past two years, must be really messed up in the head or think he's a celebrity because he asked the judge not to send him to prison because he's embarrassed and extremely, extremely remorseful. The 48-year-old told the judge: "I want probation so I can go out and get help and be able to work at the same time. I want to live. I want to live." That argument failed to convince the judge, who sentenced Michael to 6 years in prison.

source: WMC

Yet Another Mother Tries to Commit Suicide With Her Kid Inside Car

Earlier this week, a pregnant woman tried to commit a murder-suicide by driving her car into the Atlantic Ocean with her three kids strapped inside the vehicle. She failed. Also this week, a Chicago woman was arrested and ordered held on $1 million bond after she tried to commit a murder-suidice by crashing her SUV into another vehicle. When cops tried to catch up with her, she crashed her SUV into another vehicle then smashed into a house. Elizabeth Kruger, 28, was charged with attempted murder, two counts of aggravated battery, aggravated fleeing and eluding, leaving the scene of an accident, endangering the life of a child and a multitude of traffic offenses. She was ordered held on a $1 million bond. The baby, who was strapped into a car seat, survived and is hospitalized in good condition. The other two drivers also suffered non life-threatening injuries. No one was injured inside the house.




source: WBBM

Southwest Airlines Flight Forced to Land After Passenger Went Batsh*t Crazy 'For Jesus'

A 27-year-old man who arrested after he went batshit crazy on board a Southwest Airlines flight was released from jail today. According to police, Lemar Sheron Rogers was arrested Tuesday after a 6:58am flight from Seattle to Sacramento made an unscheduled stop in Portland because Lemar was high on drugs and on Jesus. According to an affidavit by FBI agent Jake Green, Lemar boarded the plane and began yelling that he had purchased a first-class ticket. He was informed that Southwest did not have a first-class section. He then proceeded to demand three glasses of wine, then he began cursing at the other passengers, flashed gang signs and demanded to speak with the pilot. A flight attendant boiled a pot of water to use against the suspect if he tried to approach the cockpit. When officers detained Lemar, he told them he had previously smoked "purple hash" and the hand gestures he made were "for Jesus." Yeah. He was charged with interfering with flight crew members. He's due back in court on March 20.


Here's the criminal complaint detailing Lemar's bathit craziness.




source: The Oregonian

Family Stole $7 Million Worth of Merchandise from Toys “R” Us, Barnes & Noble

A Northbrook, Illinois couple and their adult daughter have been arrested for pulling in $4.2 million on eBay by selling off toys and other merchandise they’d stolen during a 10-year shoplifting odyssey. Police arrested and charged Branko Bogdanov, 58, his wife Lela Bogdanov, 52, and their daughter Julia Bogdanov, 34, have been charged with interstate transportation. Federal prosecutors said the trio began their most recent stealing spree on Feb. 17 in Oklahoma, and continued at malls in Texas, Louisiana, Maryland, Florida, and Tennessee before returning home on Feb. 21.

According to the complaint filed, the family targeted Barnes and Noble and Toys R Us stealing items that included American Girl dolls, Furbies and Legos. The complaint states that Lela wore a long skirt “that appeared larger and fuller when she exited” the stores than when she entered. The skirt was seized as part of the investigation and continued a lining “capable of containing multiple rectangular objects.” The family worked with another person who acted as their “fence” and sold the items on eBay, the statement said. Over the last decade, their merchandise had a “retail value of $7.1 million and sold for a combined total of $4.2 million,” according to the statement. Using surveillance video from the stores, traffic stops in other states and cooperation with the fourth individual, authorities were able to track the Bogdanovs illegal activities.

source: WGN

An unnamed cooperating witness bought many of the stolen items - which included everything from American Girl dolls and Furby robotic toys to coffee and steak knives - at the Bogdanov home, then sold them online through eBay, the complaint says. On their own, Bogdanovs directly sold more than $690,000 in merchandise through eBay, the complaint says. The United States Secret Service led the investigation after Barnes and Noble Inc. and Toys R Us Inc. contacted the agency about what the complaint describes as "a huge loss in merchandise." With the help of those companies and eBay, authorities traced stolen items to an the online trading account of the cooperating witnesses, who, in turn, agreed to help in the investigation of the Bogdanovs. A court-appointed attorney for Branco Bogdanov says his client appears unfazed by the serious charges. “He seemed to me to pretty upbeat and thinking this wasn’t going to be a big deal,” said defense attorney Michael Falconer.

Meanwhile, in New York

Reid Fontaine of Farmington, Connecticut was arrested in New York on Feb. 25 after a bizarre series of events. A cow, you say? A cow!



source: WTNH

Zoophiles Look as Crazy As You'd Expect

And yes, he's from Florida. According to Tampa police, they arrested 57-year-old Bernard Marsonek on Tuesday after neighbors say they saw him having sex with a dog in his yard. Several neighbors flagged down a passing police cruiser. When officers arrived at the home, they were greeted by a small crowd of residents who were disturbed by Bernard's activity with the dog. Several said they told him to stop, but he ignored their commands. Officers found Bernard inside his home, where they began to interview him. A search warrant was executed, and police seized a gun and ammunition from the home. A background check also showed he's a convicted felon. Animal Services were called to the home, where they removed eight large pit bulls. Marsonek was arrested on two counts of a felon in possession of a firearm, animal cruelty, and sexual activity involving animals. Bernard and his cohorts are crazy.





source: WTSP

Pregnant Woman Drives Minivan With Children Into Ocean

Here's shocking video of a pregnant South Carolina mother driving her minivan with three children -- ages 3, 9 and 10 -- trapped inside into the Atlantic Ocean Tuesday afternoon. Witnesses ran into the surf in Daytona Beach, Florida desperately trying to stop the minivan from driving farther into the ocean. The children were taken to a local hospital for treatment of minor injuries. The unidentified mother -- who was interviewed by police two hours before the incident and told them she was taking herself and the children to a shelter to escape the physical abuse of her ex -- was described as incoherent and uncooperative after the rescue. The Volusia County Sheriff's Office is still interviewing the children and no charges have yet been filed against the woman.


source: WTVR

This Lady Peed on a Cop During Arrest

Meet 21-year-old Keandra Harrison. Last Saturday night, cops responded to a home in Rosenberg, Texas after reports of an aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. When they arrived they found a loaded shotgun and another gun was believed to be hidden in a vehicle driven by Keandra. Officers located her and she refused all verbal commands to open the vehicle. So, they placed her under arrest. While arresting her, however, Keandra purposely urinated on the officer that was trying to arrest her and laughed about it. Authorities then asked her if that was an intentional act. She then stated, "it sure was." She was jailed and charged with harassment of a public servant, resisting arrest, search, or transport. Her father was also arrested and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.




source: KETK