The 56-Year-Old Virgin
While giving a statement at a local town hall meeting this woman happily divulged that she's a virgin. No one asked. She's also 56 years old and believes one can have “sexual satisfaction without taking your clothes off.” Pray tell. Unfortunately, the moderator was not interested and scolds her for going off on a tangent. We would like to know, however, how to have sexual satisfaction without getting naked.