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This Fitness Trainer Has a Baseball Bat and He's Not Afraid to Use It
If you're a fat ass and can't muster up the motivation or follow-through to lose weight, then boy do we have a trainer for you! His methods are unorthodox, but - according to his clients - they yield results. He curses at you, makes you climb bricks, beats your ass with a baseball bat and gives you nicknames, like "Jello" and "Big Lizard." Yes, really. When you're in his boot camp, you're merely a pawn and he's king. In fact, his name is King James and he wants to save your life.