File this one under Seriously, WTF, Don't Prosecutors Have Real Criminals to Go After?
Cheecho Mertsaris, a NYC lawyer, is accused of sexual abuse, although he can't control his arms, legs, or hands. He has cerebral palsy because his brain was damaged during his delivery at birth arms tend to flail around uncontrollably when he becomes nervous. Now an actual judge is accusing Cheecho of touching her thigh. But what's even more absurd? The case is actually about to go to trial!