Woman Stabs Man Because He's a Dud in Bed

Earlier we told you about a woman who killed her husband because he was an animal in bed. Now, here's a story of a woman whose husband wasn't performing up to par so she tried to kill him. True story.

Michelle Thomas, 26, of Hudson, Texas was arrested and charged with aggravated assault after she stabbed her 28-year-old common law husband with a pair of six-inch scissors because he failed to satisfy her sexually.

According to the Smoking Gun, the unidentified man told cops Michelle had "become angry with him over a sexual encounter that she was not satisified with," and "began to slash at him with the scissors." The man, who refused to press charges, suffered superficial cuts to his chest, leg, and hand.

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