Paging Officer Carl Winslow!
The folks over at TMZ are reporting that "Steve Urkel" (also known as Jaleel White) is being investigated for punching one of his babay mamas in her breast implants while they were driving in a car on a Los Angeles highway. But wait! The alleged beatdown didn't end there. Bridget Hardy says when they returned home Jaleel "slapped her, and pushed her into a toilet so hard it broke the tank."
Oops! Did I do thaaaaaaattttttt?!!!
For what it's worth, Jaleel's "people" say Bridget is a liar and she concocted this story because they in a bitter custody battle over their daughter.