Happy Holidays From Wendyista

It's the holidays. We don't know what you'll be doing, but we're queening out to the divas and queens who make Christmas bright.


















We'll be back on Monday, but here are some of the week's lowlights (and some highlights, too).

1. Marital discord was the theme of the week, apparently. For instance, a woman bit off her husband's penis then shot stabbed him dead; a woman found out her husband is actually a woman -- a year into their marriage; a man is going to prison for kissing his wife's ass; and a man shot his bride, best man and then himself dead at their wedding ceremony!
2. Meanwhile, a man was caught using a fake penis.
3. Researchers found that water causes cancer.
4. This donkey isn't winning any Step-mother of the Year award anytime soon. Never.
5. These were the videos that kept us laughing. These, too. And, of course, these!
6. A lady walked into a grocery store and pissed in the freezer. Classy.
7. The Killer is on the loose! The Killer is on the loose! The Killer is on the loose!