Sandy McGriff is a career criminal, drug addict, liar and a thief. So, obviously she's parlayed those gifts (from God, no doubt) into becoming a pastor. On Christmas Eve, police charged the 52-year-old with theft after she was caught climbing through a broken window (which she broke) of a parishioner's home in Dallas, Texas, then trying to get away with $10,000 in stolen fur coats and laptop computers in her black Jaguar. What a donkey! Hee-haw!