Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Bishop Eddie Long's Penis-Only Late-Night 'Prayer Meetings' Sound Hot

How You Doin pastor Eddie Long is looking to spend Monday nights with you. But there's one caveat. Although you don't have to be a member of his megachurch in Atlanta, you must have a penis. To let the embattled pastor of Atlanta's New Birth Missionary Baptist Church tell it, "God has put a mandate on me to call men together." The last time God told him to do something, he ended up on the receiving end of four lawsuits from four men who said he drugged, raped and married them.

"God has put a mandate on me to call men together. The Bible says three times a year shall men come together and praise and bless his name and bring an offering worthy of the Lord. So you're bringing an offering. We're praying. And God specifically said, 'Pray for this nation at such a time as this,' and when God says pray for the nation, that means that something's serious. And I believe that we'll get a breakthrough for this nation, for our president, for the Congress, for the Senate, for the governors around this country, etc., that they will do justice, love mercy, walk humbly with you, and a revival and a revolution would break out for the spirit and the kingdom of God...."

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