"We hit someone".. Umm, duh, genius!
Crackhead (and wife beater) Charlie Sheen has lost his damn mind. For real this time.
In light of that news, the network apparently had the Two and Half Men SERIES finale in the can. Magically, it leaked on to the Internet today.
FIGHT! It's a white on black brawl -- or something.
At a pro-union rally in Trenton, NJ, demonstrators (read: teachers) say the state's governor -- Chris Christie -- is a terrorist who would shoot workers. Now that's a stretch.