Sarah Burge, the British woman known as The Human Barbie, for obvious reasons, gave her daughter, Poppy, a $9850 voucher for breast implants as a gift on her seventh birthday. The 50-year-old, who has spent more than $800,000 on plastic surgery, tells Closer magazine, "some people think it's controversial and I get angry when strangers say I'm a bad mother because I don't think there's any harm in giving her this gift. Poppy is a normal kid who is good at sports and loves playing outside. Girls don't want Snow White and Cinderella any more." And, it appears that Poppy is drinking the kool-aid, she adds, "I wanted a new computer, a holiday and a voucher for surgery. When I got it all, it was a dream come true. All my friends were jealous. I can't wait to be like Mummy with big boobs. They're pretty." Quick, someone call DYFS!