Hello, boys and girls. Make it a great weekend! We'll be back Monday afternoon.While we're away, if you have a tip about a story or something we should look into, post or get a chuckle from, please direct it here.
Here are some of the week's lowlights (and some highlights, too).
- A man who's currently in prison for murder said record exec Jimmy Henchman paid him $2500 to shoot Tupac Shakur in 1994.
- Shaquille O'Neal has a sex tape and he hired the Crips gang to kidnap the man who's threatening to release it. Allegedly.
- Mildred Baena -- that's Arnold Schwarzenegger's maid and baby mama -- gave her first interview since news broke that she's a homewrecker.
- Bishop Eddie Long's wife hasn't dumped him and moved out of their home -- yet.
- New York congressman Anthony Weiner resigned.
- Allen Iverson's wife filed for divorce for the second time in 15 months.
- A woman robbed a bank not with a gun or knife -- but with AIDS!
- Chinese scientists have genetically altered cows to produce human breast milk.
- Meanwhile in Japan, scientists have created meat from human feces.
- Young Buck got in trouble with the law -- again!
- A man forced another man to give him a professional at gunpoint, then when he was finished, he shot the man.
- A sex-offender suffered a heart attack and died while he was sexually assaulting an elderly woman.
- A woman's baby daddy was threatening to kill her (again) when her 9-year-old daughter stabbed him (again).
- A patient sued his doctor for being late.
- Drag queens were caught on tape stealing wigs and clothing from a store.
- We watched a crane crashed into someone's home.
- A woman has decided to donate her womb to her daughter so that she can have a baby.
- Senators are about to pass a law that would send anyone who uploads videos of themselves lip-synching to copyrighted music to prison for five years.
- The city of Portland, Oregon will spend tens of thousands of dollars to drain a reservoir because a man peed in it. (They find dead animals in the water supply everyday and it's not drained.)
- A man lost his finger when he tried to remove a wart -- by shooting it off.
- Jaleel White spilled the tea on some of the behind-the-scenes drama on "Family Matters".
- A man was kicked off an plane and arrested when he refused to pull up his saggy pants.
- The KKK sent a very direct message to an interracial couple.
- A man went to a nail salon and is charged $1 more than women for a manicure -- that's a lawsuit! A $200,000 discrimination lawsuit!
- A "well-educated" woman with a potty mouth got kicked off a train.
- A man locked his 21-year-old son in a box for eight weeks.
- A man went to meet his ex-girlfriend for a late night booty call, but she had other plans.
