Hey, boys and girls. It's the dog days of summer and it was a very slow news week. So, we're off to luxuriate by the pool with a few cocktails and one of those Karl Lagerfeld fans. Make it a fantastic weekend, stay cool and hydrated (and don't make a fool of yourself) and we'll see you back here Monday afternoon.While we're away, if you have a tip about a story or something we should look into, post or get a chuckle from, please direct it here.
Here are some of the week's lowlights (and some highlights, too).
- Wendy made her first (and perhaps last) appearance on The View.
- NBA baller Dwayne Wade got hacked and he filed a lawsuit against the hackers.
- A group of lesbians brawling over a jumpoff, started throwing poop they got from a cesspool at each other. What. Is. That. Smell?
- A woman who was beating her son's ass for not going to church, was arrested for trespassing insider her own own. Weird. We know!
- A man got stuck head-first in a storm drain.
- We laughed our butts off or learned something from these videos and from these videos.







