And now, the donkey of the week. Jared Medeiros will have so many stories to tell. The 21-year-old man -- who had been drinking -- ended up stuck, head-first in an 18-inch storm drain (pictured) in Ceres, Calif. this morning. Neighbors heard him yelling for help and saw him flailing his legs in the air. When police arrived, Jared was conscious but was having trouble breathing so they called firefighters, who worked feverishly to pull him out the drain. Jared, who was stuck for a total of 40 minutes, told police he was trying to retrieve his keys, cell phone and cash that had fallen into the drain. He suffered minor injuries and was not cited for drinking or being a donkey. Hee-haw!