There's an assault going on against elderly drug dealers. Days after an 80-year-old woman was busted for dealing crack, cops swooped down 80-year-old Mary Goodrum of Mobile, Ala., and charged her selling weed and possession of prescription pills (that were not in her name). Mary says police are mistaken and she's a "crab" dealer, not a "drug" dealer. "I've been going down there and crabbing at the Bayou, picking crabs and selling crab patties," she says. But here's he problem: Undercover officers purchased weed from here.
Meanwhile, in Henderson, Texas, Kevin Lee Davis, 34, was sentenced to 15 years in prison for stealing meat from a grocery store and punching the store manager in the face. But according to authorities, he didn't steal the meat to feed himself or his hungry family -- Kevin is a crackhead who traded the meat for crack. This is a phenomenon, apparently. We're not surprised.
sources: WALA | WAFB