Corey Eubank, who's accused of helping Oneal Morris inject cement and Fix-a-Flat into a woman's butt -- which, predictably caused serious health issues -- appeared in court to enter a not guilty plea and proclaim his innocence and, oh, to show off his pumped up butt.
Former "Real Housewives of Atlanta" hanger-on, Dwight Eubanks, was arrested last week in Atlanta for driving with a suspended license. According to police, Dwight's license was suspended when he failed to appear in court on an outstanding. Dwight claimed he "quit" the show because of the fake-ocity and producers weren't giving him enough publicity. Well, this arrest is publicity he can't buy.
In other "Housewives" news: Linnethia Leakes has joined the cast of the hit Fox show, "Glee." She'll play the role of of Roz Washington, a swim coach.
In the same courthouse Dwight will make an appearance next month, they're selling counterfeit Louis Vuitton bags in the lobby. How dreadful!
We've ragged on Memphis a lot, so here's some news not related to a teacher sleeping with a student: Moziah Bridges wants to be a fashion designer, so at 10 years old, he already has a custom bow tie company -- the only one of its kind in all of Memphis. Wurk! Wanna buy one of his bow ties, go here.
Meanwhile, IN MEMPHIS, a woman caught her 15-year-old son in bed with a 41-year-old man he met on a gay chat line.
After leading police on a high-speed chase through the streets Los Angeles, a man used his 4-year-old daughter (who he kidnapped from her mothers home) as a shield when cornered by police.
57-year-old Ronnie Evridge says he was acting in self defense when he shot and killed his 24-year-old girlfriend and her 21-year-old sister (who was dating Ronnie's son). Wait one second: Is it normal for sisters to date a father a son?
In Ames, Iowa, Tamela Montgomery is suing the city and police department after she waited for more than an hour for help after her ex-boyfriend had shot her three times and laid there bleeding to death. Here's an interesting fact: The police station is only a couple blocks away from Tamela's home.
And the WTF moment of the day is .. this. North Korea dictator Kim Jong-il is dead and the people poured into the streets to act a fool.