WATCH: FDA Swoops Down on Prolific Sperm Donor, Brawl Breaks Out During Church Service, Body Transporter Steals From the Dead

Trent Arsenault has fathered 14 children as a sperm donor since 2004 and the Food and Drug Administration has a problem with that. The agency says because the Fremont, Calif. man "recovers and distributes semen and therefore is a manufacturer of human cells," he's in violation of the law and has since ordered he stop donating sperm. We don't quite understand the background story or what's going on here, but Trent says he's merely “helping people in need. I don’t make any money, I don’t charge people anything. And it is just helping childless couples have children.” And therefore, despite threats from the FDA, he continues to donate sperm to those families who've asked him to be their baby daddy.




72-year-old Jim Burton from Tulsa, Ohio loved the ladies. Unfortunately, it was the love of the cat trap that took his life. Police arrested Rena Hatchett -- a 39-year-old hooker -- after Jim was found dead in his apartment last Sunday.





We've said it once, we've said it a thousand times: Memphis and Florida are teeming with crazies! Last weekend in Memphis, a brawl broke out between two families at New Salem Missionary Baptist Church during Sunday service because one woman told another to stop sleeping with her man - or something. While no one was arrested, three women suffered minor injuries and plan to file criminal charges against each other. While the details of this fight aren't as dramatic as what happened at a church in Alabama last summer, it's all very sad.





Is this WPTV reporter Ryan Calhoun's first day on the job? Perhaps he's having a bad day. Or hopped up on pills?




Meanwhile, in Minnesota, KEYC anchor Annie Stensrud may have forgotten how to speak-like-a-newscaster or she's drunk or high or tired.





Claire Butcher, an 80-year-old woman from Lynn, Mass. was charged yesterday with violating a "no trespass" order issued against her in 2009 after she was caught feeding ducks and geese at a local pond. She faces up to 30 days in jail and a $100 fine.





Someone needs to give Ashley Robinson a clue. Her baby daddy, 28-year-old Christopher Murray, admitted to police to breaking both of her 18-month-old nephew's legs because he was frustrated over being tired and out of cigarettes. However, Ashley (bless her heart) insists Christopher is innocent and isn't capable of committing such a crime -- because he's never done such a thing before. What a donkey!





In our continued coverage on why fast food restaurants are bad for your health, Agnes Ortiz said she discovered four rusty staples in the food she ordered from a Taco Bell in Santa Monica, Calif. this afternoon. Is she planning to sue? Is the sky blue?






Johnnie Thomas, who's been transporting bodies from accident scenes around Detroit for 17 years, has been convicted of stealing personal effects from the deceased, but the folks over at WJBK found out he's still transporting bodies and still continuing the rip off the dead. Johnnie says he's a honorable man who respects the dead and therefore would never steal from them. His employers are now not convinced.





These kids nowadays are out of control. A 15-year-old boy and his 18-year-old accomplice are jailed for carjacking, kidnapping, beating and terrorizing a man in Lousiville, Ky. Police say the 15-year-old orchestrated the crime and wanted to steal the man's car so he could drive to a club to rob a local rapper.





Heidi Damon, who was attacked in a parking garage two years ago, showed up at her attacker's sentencing hearing today in Ybor City, Fla. and let him know him know he's scum. Jovon Cooper, however, was amused by her performance. (He was sentenced to 15 years in prison and 10 years probation. The judge threatened to sentence him to life in prison, if he could.)