In perhaps the boldest crime you'll read about today, a woman came home to find that her apartment was burglarized. When the victim went door to ask her neighbors if they saw or heard the thief as he kicked in her front door and walked away with all of her belongings, she was stunned to what she saw. The victim saw Crystal Jones, 20, (pictured above, left) and Angela Pittman, 26, (pictured, right) sitting on her stolen plaid couch. Her glass and wrought iron dining room set, coffee table and desk were also in the women's apartment. The brazen thieves were arrested and charged with burglary and felony theft. Memphis is officially giving Florida a run its money in the crazy department. If this didn't convince you, and this didn't, or this (we could go on for days) -- we don't know what will.