Ronald Deaver, 31, of Parma, Ohio is jailed on charges of assault for stabbing a 48-year-old man because he didn't know that Beyoncé is married to Jay-Z. True story. According to WJW, the stab-ation around 11pm on New Year's Eve. The victim -- who probably also has no idea Mrs Carter is allegedly pregnant -- is hospitalized and in good condition. Sidebar: How You Doin, Ronald?