Meet Roger Dean Whitt. The 59-year-old from Merritt Island, Florida approached a police officer to turn in a in driver license he found, but cops soon became suspicious at Roger, who was wearing this interesting face make-up and carrying a gold purse. And, oh, he was drunk as a bat. He told the trooper to check his purse, where the officer found a drug pipe with marijuana residue alongside his makeup. When the officer found the pipe, Roger said, "That's mine, I use it as an incense burner to burn Mojo." ("Mojo" is synthetic marijuana.) Roger, who has a history of drug-related arrests, was arrested and charged with with possessing drug paraphernalia. PS: The cop didn't ask why he was wearing makeup.
source: Orlando Sentinel