When volunteers of St. Mary cemetery in Italy, Texas showed up last Saturday to cut the grass, they were shocked and horrified at what they saw -- part of the African-American cemetery, which was developed in the late 1800’s, was bulldozed to make way for a road. Dats racist!
Obviously, Anthony D. Parrish, who crashed his pick-up truck into a building in Toledo, Ohio, was suffering from "dehydration" and "exhaustion." Why else would he then take off all of his clothes and choke a woman? We refuse to believe drugs and/or alcohol had anything to do with it.
You already know public transportation is not safe for life. Brenda Thomas didn't get the memo -- until now. The 60-year-old great-grandmother who was riding a bus in Washington on Monday said after she offered some travel directions to another woman the ungrateful passenger then proceeded to attack her and pulled out her dreadlocks. Surprisingly, neither the bus driver or the other passengers came to her aid.
The Donkey of the Day is Tettus Jermaine Davis. He facing a 1-year sentence for possession of weed, but while in jail, the genius made several calls to friends in which he bragged about being a drug dealer. Because of his own confession, he convicted and sentenced to 75 years in prison.
Meanwhile, in Tampa Bay, Florida, Marcia Usher called 911 to ask for a place to pee and Jay Hardwick called 911 because he wanted his wife to go to sleep so he could have some fun on Facebook. True story.
Jenny Abarca, a donut shop worker in Portland, Oregon took down a gun-wielding gunwoman. Don't do this. Don't.
↪ Wanda Derby of Richland Hills, Texas is an old homophobe. The 71-year-old is charged with a hate crime after she beat 25-year-old Lloyd Guerrero (and his mother) with her wooden cane and used it to choke him. While she was disciplining the man, she shouted out gay slurs. Lloyd, who's Wanda's (cough) "roommate" suffered bruises on his throat and body. He says Wanda outed him on Facebook.